TRUE STORY #25
Man Vs. Machine
So, I'm at my school and I go to use the bathroom by my studio when I hear a knock at the door. Who could it be now? Oh and why are they knocking? Then, I hear "Is anyone in there?" Ok, now who in their right mind will answer that right? I mean, who wants to be distrubed when they're taking a crap? Not me, ok. So, then homegirl changes the tampons in the tampon machine. All the while, I'm taking a nice warm smelly crap. Then, she starts bitchin about how she can't get the thing open and how the lock is stuck. Hello!!! I'm trying to shit in peace! Eventually, I finish, but when I'm done... she's still stuck on that lock.
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