TRUE STORY #20
Muddy Waters
This is a story about a toilet and how it almost didn't flush... did I mention there's poop? Oh, well, listen!!! Ok, so I took my post-lunch poop . At the time being, three people aside from me had usd the bathroom. Two were still there when I left. Well, I flushed the toilet, but the water rose. It didn't go down. I stressed. What if I flush it again and it doesn't go down? I was willing to take that risk though. I could have left, but two people would then see my murky trails in the toilet. Flushing again was the ONLY option. I flushed again. THE WATER DIDN'T GO DOWN!!! And this time, it was almost over flowing!!! Now what?!?! If I flushed once more, water would be everywhere! Now the handle sprang a slight leak and water was splashing gently around me. "Why am I such an asshole?" I thought. then, I flushed one last time, creating a flushy mess, water leaked from the handle, but the rest went down. I was in the safe!!! It was cool, cos my hands were wet the other two people using the bathroom looked at me. My response: "Stupid toilets." They did a nod of approval.
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