TRUE STORY #19
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Ah, a new year, a new buncha yuck to discuss!!!
Ok, those of you who know me and my sis and dad know we LOVE to eat TINA's BURRITOS. Anyone who disagrees sucks and should eat Tina's anyways cos they [the burritos] are soooo cool!!!
Oh, but today!! So I was on my lunch break and eating a TINA's Bean and Beef (in the brown package) and all the gooey filling fell outta the tortilla onto my plate. So, I do what any great American would do and I sculpt poop outta the innards. Heh heh... Anyways, as I'm playing to perfect my creation, wouldn't you know it, the Payroll lady comes out and looks at my plate. I suddenly cover it with another plate and start to eat from it. She smiles confused-like and lights a cigarette. I then continue to eat what could have been in my mind, a MASTERPIECE!!!
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