TRUE STORY #21
The Courtesy Femme Flush
In all my days of glory pooping here at work, (or anywhere) NEVER have I experienced this. I call it the "Courtesy Femme-Flush".
Your run of the mill Courtesy Flush (Performed only by Courteous Males):
Step 1: Poop. Many gas laws can explain the next step.
Step 2: Let fumes rise. *This step will make the male highly perturbed leading to......
Step 3: Flush and repeate steps 1-3 as necessary.
Basically it was a courtesy flush performed by a woman, only difference, she got up to flush!!! Therefore the steps change:
Step 3: Flush. *Note seat cover has been eaten by toilet.
Step 4: Replace seat cover. *Note: extra step added cos woment can't do the flush right...
Step 5: Resume pooping repeating steps 1-5 as necessary. * ... this is probably why women 1) Don't poop in public restrooms, or 2) Don't do the courtesy flush.
So yes, it was an odd occurance... looks like I just got busted drawing this by a co-woker... DAMN!!!
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