TRUE STORY #18
The Ballad of the Post Lunch Poop
Y'all gather round I gotta story to tell
'Bout a lean mean subject you know real well
'Bout a big fat meal piled with lotsa goop...
But it's what comes next
THE POST LUNCH POOP
It's a great big feeling like givin birth
To a big brown turd right on the earth.
No stars in the sky can bring a twinkle to my eye like
THE POST LUNCH POOP
No guy 'cross the street can make my heart skip a beat like
THE POST LUNCH POOP
Listen here, I'll tell you what no finer things come out your butt like
THE POST LUNCH POOP
It's the bestest thing on earth
A big fat poop on the turf
And my friends that's the scoop on
THE POST LUNCH POOP
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