This is probably the most bizarre story I have ever written. It all started on a warm fall day. What ensued next can only be described as incredibly strange. Let me know what you think of it!
Prologue - It
Happened on a Warm Fall Day
"I do not need a babysitter!" - Link, Prologue
Chapter 1 -
"I'm Bored, Let's Go to School!", or "How Many People can Fit in
a Four-Door Sedan?"
"Watch it, Fishface." - Majora, Chapter 1
Chapter 2 -
Musical Interludes, or "The Author has Strange Tastes in Music"
"That poor cow!" - Malon, Chapter 2
Chapter 3 -
In the Chat Room, or "Why Not to Let Your Fairy Near Your Keyboard"
"Naïveté is such a wonderful thing." - Impa, Chapter 3
Chapter 4 -
"Attack of the Dreaded Test!", or "The Great Iced Tea
Caper"
"It just looks like an ordinary boot to me." - Darunia, Chapter 4
Chapter 5 -
"What's the Plan?", or "Who Not to Insult"
"No one knows what gender it really is!" - Zelda, Chapter 5
Chapter 6 -
Girls' Night Out, or "Majora Asks Too Many Questions"
"They just smell like--stalactites." - Igari, Chapter 6
Chapter 7 -
The Explanation, or "When Klutzes Collide"
"I think someone failed to mention that Darunia gets carsick." -
Ganondorf, Chapter 7
