A picture ripping on people who depend on God to heal their kids or let them die when they get sick, instead of taking them to the hospital. By Terry Colon from suck.com ["gone fishin" :-( ]
The Canadian Coast Guard. Protectus Aquas Freezus.
A picture about the high-tech boom going on in India. By Terry Colon from suck.com
Here are some funny and not-so-funny high school student similies.
Headlines from America's Finest Newssource, "The Onion
Many years ago, a beloved Pope died and went to heaven. Saint Peter greeted him in a firm embrace. "Welcome your holiness, your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has earned you great stature in heaven. You may pass through the gates without delay and are granted free access to all parts of heaven."
St. Peter continued: "You are also granted an open-door policy and may, at your own discretion, meet with any heavenly leader including the Father, without prior appointment. Is there anything which your holiness desires?"
"Well, yes," the Pope replied. "I have often pondered some of the mysteries which have puzzled and confounded theologians through the ages. Are there perhaps any transcripts which recorded the actual conversations between God and the prophets of old? I would love to see what was actually said, without the dimming of memories over time."
St. Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly library and explained how to retrieve the various documents. The Pope was thrilled and settled down to review the history of humanity's relationship with God.
Two years later, a scream of anguish pierced the quiet of the library. Immediately several of the saints and angels came running.
They found the Pope pointing to a single word on a parchment, repeating over and over: "There's an 'R'. There's an 'R.' There's an 'R'... It's CELIBRATE, not celibate!"
Yeah, it's spelled wrong but so what?
Ladder Theory - This guy goes a little overboard with his hatred, but (besides the excessive degredation of women via calling them derogatory names en masse like he was some kind of rapper) he's got a good theory.
Some Gen Xer's site - Me gusta los movies.
This next series is from someone's livejournal. I have no clue who they are. I'll take it down if they want, but I figure since LJ is public anyway, I can just go ahead on post it here too.
Wonderful weekend with the boyfriend. We discovered that we are, quite possibly, the two stupidest and dorkiest people on earth and that when we get together our respesctive stupidity and dorkiness are multiplied exponentially to create the beast known as MegaDork. Some examples:
-In the photo booth at Lemon bar on Park Ave off Union Square: "I think that flash means it just took a picture."
-At home on a Saturday afternoon with nothing to do for at least 5 hours: "Ooooh, a 3-hour marathon on the history of the last Czars of Russia!" "Cool!" (We actually watched the whole thing. Yes.)
-At the Intrepid: "I think the mess hall is closed." {Both of us look around and notice the lack of people and food.} "Yeah, I think it is, too."
-In the Intrepid 3-D Flight Simulator ride: "We're crashing into the ocean! It's a good thing I'm not a real pilot." "Yeah, or we'd be dead right now."
-At the Yankees game: "See, the Yankees just need more runs to win." "You mean that's how you win this game?"
-After the Matrix preview at the movies: "Do you need a moment alone now?" "I do, actually. Damn."
-Pressing our fingers against each other's: "What are you doing?" "I don't know, but I have to win at it."
