He spoke with a wisdom that con only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three inch tree.
The hailstones leapt from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Long separated by cruel fate, star-crossed lover raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, on having left Cleveland at 6:36 pm traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 at a speed of 35 mph.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
