Check it out or get it from your library if you get the chance. Well worth the read.
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Here is my special token that I have hanging by my desk at all times.
http://www.irenescorner.com/graphics/arquivos/printables/index.htm
http://www.allthingschristmas.com/printables.html
http://www.primdoodles.com/printables.asp
Definition Of A Barbeque
It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:
1) The woman goes to the shops.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with
the situation.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women!
I'm going to hang them on the tree outside when we have our next barbeque, and watch them sway in the breeze. I have a bagful of votive /tealights to get through, and this lantern hopefully won't catch fire when I put the tealight inside. The lantern must have been in the shop for while, probably stock from last year, beacuse when I opened it up it was very creased, hence I've drawn it creases an' all.