Running Away at 50 ? Krissie Style
* Can't decide what to pack and where to actually run away to
* Not entirely sure I really want to, but better do it before I get too old
* Eventually out of desperation and lack of original ideas, decide to copy Mary and book flight to France.
* Forget to buy French phrase book.
* Forget to book Hotel or anywhere to stay, and remember that I don't actually know a single person in France.
* Panic at the 11th hour and ring friend and ask if she would like to go with me?
* Dog gets sick and needs vet visit.
*Realize that I don't like antiques
* Guilt sets in.
* Family get that we understand you need a holiday look on their faces and pester if they can come too? They whine in extra loud moany voices!
* more guilty feelings
* Dog gets sicker
* Pre-freeze millions of ready to go meals to last the famille while I'm out there savouring my freedom
* decide to clean the whole housetop to bottom before I go
* feel totally knackered out
* decide that the whole idea is beginning to suck even BEFORE I've gone
* Flights out of the country are cancelled due to industrial unrest
* take 2 seconds to decide I never wanted to leave in the first place, whose dumb idea was this anyway???
* Trash the whole idea in the too hard basket
* dog instantly recovers
* Maybe next year?
Posted by blog2/twnkrissie
at 4:02 PM NZT
Post Comment | View Comments (2) | Permalink | Share This Post
Post Comment | View Comments (2) | Permalink | Share This Post