Spider
No, not the movie by Cronenberg (tagline: 'the only thing worse than losing your mind is finding it again').
It's this thing, which was lifeless on the ceiling of my hallway for five months. I made sure it was dead, by poking a cat up towards the ceiling, on the end of a pole, and shouting "eat it! eat the spider!"
The cat meowed, as if to say "touch me again and I'll rip your fucking face open", so I assumed there was no nutritional value left within the insect's mildewed husk.
Until.... one day last week, I glanced up to see it suspended eight inches down on a thread. I thought it had slipped the surly bonds of its mortal coil, and was hanging by a weakly tessellated arse thread (hair takes longer to decay, dunnit?), but the next day it was back in its death-spot eight feet up, on the ceiling.
Now it descends only when I have a really bad, dark day. I get to the top of the stairs, shoot a haunted look upwards, mutter "the fuck you did", and shuffle past. But what is it?
life-size
What is it?
Where did the other legs go?
Is it dead?
Why is it collecting ginger hairs?
Why has it moved twice in seven months?
Will the ginger hairs allow it to regenerate?
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Updated: Saturday, 29 November 2003 7:23 PM GMT
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