Feel like my head has developed its own internal syncopation.
Had a joyful time drinking myself into a stupor with Lettuce and Melons last night. It's an unusual experience going out on the piss with scarygirls (Melons' phrase) - they're both tall, skinny, foxy, trendy and wearing very scary stillettos.
Pub landlord's greeting: "Hey. Are you going to start a fight this week, ladies?" See - scary!
Usually at the pub, I'm hanging out with a load of blokes, or it's a gay bar; this sort of attention is a new thing.
Mid-way through Lettuce's explanation of her tinyurl project (see how many swear words you can get out of an active link - yayy! Geektalk), some young trendy guys started hitting on us. This is so far out of my experience I was momentarily gobsmacked.
Stumbling around after girls, trying to engage them in sad convos about sculpture, check. Edging along the seat while someone you previously felt quite comfortable drinking with gets overemotional and starts drooling, check. The pub weirdo decides to tail you about the place in order to waffle about his stamp collection, check. Random blokes grabbing your arse from behind and making conversation later, check.
Actual real goodlooking blokes wandering up out of the blue and desperately trying to make chatter out of 'sorry to interrupt. What do you do?' - new thing.
Melons and Lettuce iced them out. I think we were meant to giggle or something. Interact.
No, a ten minute frosty glare period ensued, while blokes mumbled eight apologies and sank ever deeper in to their fancy european girlie beers.
Melons: "well really, why try it with us, we were patently the scariest women in the pub."
Okay, so I'm going to try wearing stilettos in Barking now.
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