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Thursday, 6 November 2003

Apology accepted, November


Now Playing: the last few explosions rocking the city

[Smitten wrote it so well that I had to rip it off]

for making the alarm go off ten minutes before I have to leave, no matter what time I set it for;

for waking me up to four piles of fresh acrid cat vomit this morning;

for breaking the hot water boiler twenty four long stinky hours before my gynaecologist had to don a gas mask;

for distracting me from my true purpose (coffee consumption) just long enough to enable |genericwankycolleagues| to drink all the four pints I brewed. Twice;

for closing down my local garage, run by the only other man I ever completely trusted; for sending me all the way to Barking at six in the morning to find a replacement mechanic who comes with recommendations;

for encouraging my number phobia by making it impossible to buy a wrist watch that has numbers on it, when you know I still can't tell the time in under a minute;

for positioning that seagull to shit on the car windscreen today;

for making my one early night this week coincide with Guy Fawkes, so I could catch up on my slumber in the heavy artillery fire of a warzone;

I forgive you November, for that fucking two weeks of flu and fever, for the tears and the drama, for the cold, the dark, and the stink of gunpowder, But only because you brought me these leaves.

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Thursday, 6 November 2003 - 5:23 PM GMT

Name: eurotrash
Home Page: http://www.upsaid.com/eurotrash



Barking? Jesus. That's unforgivable.

Thursday, 6 November 2003 - 5:49 PM GMT

Name: the omega darren
Home Page: https://www.angelfire.com/blog/abehm

Living in my younger brother's back room for the last four months or so, with his seemingly constant barrage of noisy guests tromping in and out of the living room one paper thin wall away, playing loud explosion ridden video games and shouting 'hurrah' in unison, or groaning similarly, as the Forces of Evil either smote or were smitten, I have found an artifact to treasure:

Earplugs.

They're cheap over here at Wal-mart and work quite well if you find a good pair. They must carry them at chemist's over there, mustn't they?

Friday, 7 November 2003 - 12:49 AM GMT

Name: Vanessa

I pray the surroubd sound effect - at least - if not the fireowrks themselves, is a 5th November only thing. I hope. Because I really really hate putting things in my ears. I have no comprehension how people can sleep with those things in.

Must be some sort of personal loathing, I've never met anybody else who shudders at the thought of ear plugs.

Friday, 7 November 2003 - 12:57 AM GMT

Name: Vanessa

It's actually worse than that, I glossed. It's a sub district of Barking and Dagenham, known as Creekmouth. Halfway to Ilford, and mostly taken up by industrial estate and buses full of exceptionally smartly dressed women (well, they'd have to compensate somehow).

Friday, 7 November 2003 - 1:07 AM GMT

Name: tess
Home Page: http://www.tessb.blogspot.com

Me, me, I do. But for different reasons - the thought of putting them in my ears doesn't bother me, it's the thought of taking them out and then re-using them, arrghh, nasty.

Also, I need to be awake to hear the axe muderer breaking into my house so I know I am going to be murdered.

Friday, 7 November 2003 - 7:02 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

For all those reasons, yes, yes, yes!

Duch hasn't rinsed her earplugs for sic months....

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