Sarsparilla Vanilla

Sunday, 19 October 2003

Questionable

Mood:

caffeinated
Now Playing: Capital Radio, but the minute Justin Trousersnake came on....
..... my cats began fighting, hitting the volume dial and whacking it up to maximum. My cats love Justin - eurrghh.

Quislings

Strikes me that when I stay in most of the day, I pee a lot. I know full well that a day's work at |genericjob| involves one pee per eight hours. How many pees per day is normal? The |genericjob| volume of pee, or the loafing at home jugfull?
Is it a standard |genericjob| response, this sphincter-tightening retention of fluid?
How come, if I have a mere three hours of homework to do this weekend, I'm still procrastinating every bit as much as when I had a uni assignment to do (which were much worse)?
If there's a deadline to meet, why must I not only fail to meet it, but fail to do anything else remotely purposeful as well?
And how often should you clean your teeth, anyway?

Today I grabbed the Latest Psychotic Idiosyncracy by the horns, and used a third of a pint of bleach to boil-wash the sheets from the double bed*.
I can't fit myself, two cats and twisty schizo nightmares onto a box-room single guest bed any longer, so I have to get over my fear of the big bedroom smells. Not that it smells (the cat puke got cleaned up a month ago, I pretended it remained there for comedic effect), more that I don't want to lie on pillows that have even a trace scent of being together, when we're not.

* = I know. I do know how crazy this sounds. It's exactly seven days since my ex gf left.
Here, here, here, let me show you crazy.

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Monday, 20 October 2003 - 8:20 AM BST

Name: jatb
Home Page: https://www.angelfire.com/blog/tabitha/jatb

How many pees per day is normal?

I reckon 7 on a normal day, 22 if you have an interview/audition or are wearing something awkward to get in and out of, and unlimited if you have cystitis and feel obliged to drink gallons of cranberry juice.

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Monday, 20 October 2003 - 9:40 AM BST

Name: tess

I seem to pee a lot more since I moved into a bunglaow. The loo is so handy - no stairs to go up to get there, so the slightest feeling of oh maybe I could wee, and I'm off. I watched a program a while ago which said that if women don't train their bladders to go less frequently they store up problems for later life - I'm assuming that means problems of tena lady proportions. I really need to train myself to pee less freely. Maybe I should keep a frequency diary, hmmmmmmm....Is it obvious I'm supposed to be doing coursework right now?

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Monday, 20 October 2003 - 2:55 PM BST

Name: PAUL
Home Page: http://www.noxturne.blogspot.com

I pee a lot more depending on what I've eaten and drank. I am a slave to my bladder, however.

The sheets thing does sound crazy, and it's all the more proof that I need to create a device that will clean things better than bleach and stuff. I'm still working on that, though.

I like the smell of an ex on my clothes and bed. But that's just me.

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Monday, 20 October 2003 - 8:13 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

I do know what you mean. If I miss someone, I do that. But I don't want to miss her.

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