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Friday, 17 October 2003

Dear Diary....

Now Playing: Tabula Rasa

Today I found a centipede in the bathroom sink.

It was orange.

I wonder what tomorrow will bring?

End sarcasm.

Actually, what happened today was thaaaaaaaaaaat..........

I got sued for #500+,
peachykeenyboy decided to accept the promotion I'd passed up, and was uber-worried I'd be pissed,
I got stitched up on something at |genericjob|, so flexed my superior upstitching skills back on the management,
I realised I clean my teeth too often these days (huh??),
I was allergic to some gammon (huh????) (that'll learn me to stuff myself with too much pig per day),
I decided Mark Owen must have had a nose job,
Frosty, my boss, asked me why I hadn't been on holiday this year. Duh!
I must look shit, she's been congratulating me on every bloody thing ever since. You opened a door! By yourself! I thought that was really a good thing, Vanessa.
As I was blogging about bunking off work, I thought it best to blog it all while at work. True to form, three managers decided that was a good time to chat.
Angelfire decided only the truly determined could survive the fifteen error message screens to comment on my blog,
I really did find an orange centipede in the bathroom sink.

Sod the money, I'm off out with jatb tonight.

Sleepwatch: 4 hours. Uh-ohhh. That'll help me handle my drink, wunnit?

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Updated: Saturday, 18 October 2003 2:06 PM BST
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Friday, 17 October 2003 - 11:53 AM BST

Name: paul
Home Page: http://www.noxturne.blogspot.com

There are orange centipedes? Creepy! They're one of the few insects that bother me.

Sued? By whom?

Can one clean their teeth too often? I decided I would start cleaning mine more often yesterday, when my breath almost killed me before I went to bed. It smelled as if I'd just eaten a @#%$! sandwich.

You managed to blog by yourself too! I'm so proud of you! Good job, Vanessa.

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Friday, 17 October 2003 - 5:14 PM BST

Name: Vanessa
Home Page: http://this one

There are orange centipedes? Creepy! They're one of the few insects that bother me.

It was kinda cute, in an A Bug's Life sort of way. I'm dreading beetle and spider weather, though.

Sued? By whom?

By King's College London. For a masters degree I didn't finish. it was in some variant of computing, but they wanted me not to touch a pc for the first year. I aced the first few classes on theory, achieved my aim of referencing my own articles, crashed and burned.

Can one clean their teeth too often? I decided I would start cleaning mine more often yesterday, when my breath almost killed me before I went to bed. It smelled as if I'd just eaten a @#%$! sandwich.

Can't help wondering what the fuck was.

You managed to blog by yourself too! I'm so proud of you! Good job, Vanessa.

You must all be so proud of me! [big toothhy, retard grin ]

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Friday, 17 October 2003 - 6:24 PM BST

Name: jatb

Teeth can never, never be too clean.

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Friday, 17 October 2003 - 6:44 PM BST

Name: lemonpillows
Home Page: http://www.lemonpillows.com

Teeth can never be too clean.. But... when u feel your gums going, that's when you're brushing too much..

Orange centipede.. hmm.. interestin one.. You ever seen an orange slug?? And I mean BRIGHT flourescent orange? I might start collectin them... Orange insects, I mean...

Then again, maybe I'll have more to take up my time when I MOVE HOUSE NEXT WEEK!!!! Woo hoo!!

(sorry... you did the right thing living in different places - you wouldn't wanna be where I am right now - believe me!)

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Friday, 17 October 2003 - 7:28 PM BST

Name: yidaho
Home Page: http://www.yidaho.com/mt

This one here, found under my patio this summer, was f-off orange underneath, but you could only see when he rolled over to have his belly tickled.. bless. I'd send him to you, only I squished him with my spade.

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Saturday, 18 October 2003 - 1:11 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Good luck with the move, pillow-fruits, I don't envy you still being therein the same place with your ex.

Have you seen Lettuce's site? (look on the links on my blog, because I always get the wrong URL) I think you should ask her about orange insects, she's an expert.

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Saturday, 18 October 2003 - 1:12 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

I take the point about not watning manky teeth, but brushing too often ...erm...it's repetitive behaviour, innit. I'm halfway convinced it's mere memory loss.

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Saturday, 18 October 2003 - 1:13 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Lol! That orange slug looks like a ball to me.

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Saturday, 18 October 2003 - 6:03 PM BST

Name: yidaho

I bet you're crap at tennis, right?

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Saturday, 18 October 2003 - 9:17 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Dammit, if I say no, my sister will turn up to correct me.

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