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Sunday, 5 October 2003

Things I wish I'd not said

(inspired by Looby's list of things he wished he *had* said, here are this month's things I wish I hadn't)

1.) (Being chatted up by gorgeous woman:)
GW: "I remember you, you have really long legs and you dance. Been dancing lately?"
Me: "Yes."
GW: "One syllable answers. Not good."
Me: "Oh."

2.) "The Chapman brothers might be as good as Goya one day. [...] Oh okay, alright, yes, you're right they're talentless and disgusting then. [...] Yeah, they're so over."

3.) "I liked Don Alfonso. I thought he had morals."

4.) (to a Trinidadian friend) "I've decided Trinidadian women are all high maintenance. Don't you agree?"

5.) (to people I don't really know, who had told me Alex Parks had won Fame Academy) "You fucking bastards."

6.) "okay, I'll take the cats."

7.) "I've been a c@#t all summer"

8.) "Your mate over there, has she got some sort of fucking problem? Miserable cow. [...] Oh, your Best Mate? Oh. No, no, she's lovely. Really."

9.) (on being asked if I'd done any dusting at all this summer) "Are you trying to feel fucking superior or something?"

10.) "When are you going to move out?"

11.) (talking to someone I manage about a senior manager) "FFS, stupid bitch. What's the difference? Premenstrual old hag."
(How do you spell m-i-s-j-u-d-g-e-d, again?)

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 9:27 PM BST

Name: lemonpillows
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Blogging drunk, or slightly tipsy, is the best way to do it.

That way, you'll actually be honest in what you want to say, rather than pussyfooting around other peoples feelings. People who would not do the same for you anyway.

Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 9:35 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Nope, Lettuce is nice. I shouldnae done it.

And I don't want my friends to be honest, I want them on my side! Who needs honesty?!

Monday, 6 October 2003 - 11:09 AM BST

Name: NC

#4: Can this not be passed off as a charming cultural quirk?

Monday, 6 October 2003 - 1:42 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

I think that's what I'd intended the original meaning to be! However, yelled over a crowded restaurant table, it may not have had exactly teh same impact as intended...... ooops.

Tuesday, 7 October 2003 - 9:34 PM BST

Name: Looby
Home Page: http://loobynet

Ho ho ho! Oh dear, very good Van.

Maybe you could move from finding someone really nice from thinking they were a stupid cow over the course of an evening rather than 3 minutes?

There's always the sticking to your guns option, but that can be a bit tricky. Especially if there's any hint of possible access to desirable knickers to cloud the issue.

Tuesday, 7 October 2003 - 10:16 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

The mate *was* a cow. And I'm a nice gel, I haven't had a sniff of knickers.

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