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Sunday, 5 October 2003

shocking email indiscretion

Mood:  bright
Now Playing: Shampoo on channel 5

I would normally be polite and circumspect about these things, but tonight I got home to unexpected email from people I think are ace, but loopy. An admirable place to be. I can only subscribe to mild dislocation from reality, myself. (shyah! right!) Here's the famed Lettuce's recommendations for an awful/worthy blog:
"Before I look at those, I think you should see this. It is thoroughly bad, so naturally I thought of you. URL deleted for being too serious and worthy
hell, you probably saw it years ago. Never mind. I have to blame this on you, I was very deliberately avoiding the whole blog thing until I became a casual reader of yours (not too sure about the beige/poo combo by the way) (Gotta agree with you there!) and was going to send you one I came across at the weekend - was googling for something and found this really well written diary which reminded me of you and my mate Dave. I also found a reference to myself in it which was just a little freaky. So, I was going to send it to you both, but it was mostly about football so I thought you'd get pissed off, being the only person I know who has attempted to confiscate a football by neatly drop kicking it onto an elevated railway line."
Well, I think that's fully deserved criticism, particularly about the poo, which I welcome back onto the front page. And I'm sure I didn't mean to drop kick the football onto the main line at Elephant and Castle.
Here's what DerbyshireDeviant said:
"[I] was also been a cunt during the summer all part and parcel of been memebers of the cunt club and if you've got to be a cunt you've got to be a cunt and thats all there is to it.HOORAY FOR CUNTS"
Now I know why I'm so messed up. Rah for strange friends!

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Updated: Sunday, 5 October 2003 8:17 PM BST
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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 7:46 PM BST

Name: Lettuce
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Oh dear, I don't seem to have the hang of this commenting business. My extremely witty response has just vanished. No doubt by the time I finish typing this, it will be back, making me look like a right double-posting amateur.

Anyway, startled as I am at sudden front page notoriety, I feel I must point out that you are being selective. Criticism? When the key phrase was, "really well written diary which reminded me of you"? Tchuh, no pleasing some people. And I am amused by your summary of a laugh-at-this-and-you-earn-a-one-way-ticket-to-hell site as "serious and worthy". Heh. And by the way, thanks for the plug but I'm a .com not a! :-)

Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 8:16 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Doh! Sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I was awful drunk when I posted that, honest.

Gah. Of course, in the light of day, I remember what 'tard' means.


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