Di Gi Charat!!

   Here's some assorted junk.  What's there to say about it?  I'm constantly adding stuff, so keep coming back.  I know it's small now, but it will get bigger.  Oh yeah, if you have any ideas on stuff to add, tell me about it!  The more original and wacky, the better!

Blonde Jokes

How do you kill a blonde?

Lock her in the grocery store to starve.

What do you get when you line up a bunch of blondes ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Stick a flashlight in her ear.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted.

Two blondes walk into a bar.  You'd think one of them would have seen it first.

A big blonde convention is being held.  The speaker goes up to the front of the room and says, "We're here to show the world that blondes aren't dumb!" To prove it, he asks a blonde from the audience to come up to the stage.  "What's one plus one?"  he asks her.

"Ummm... three?" she guesses.

"Give her another chance!"  the crowd yells.  The speaker decides that that's only fair.  So he asks,

"What's two plus two?"

"Five?"

"Give her another chance!"

"Alright," says the speaker.  "One last chance.  What's three plus three?"

The blonde thinks really hard.  She has to get this one right.  "Is it... six?"

The crowd roars, "Give her another chance!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are lost at sea in a small boat, twenty five miles from sure.  The brunette is sick of it, so decides she is going to swim.  She gets five miles, becomes tired, and drowns.

The redhead thinks she might as well give it a try too.  So she swims ten miles and drowns.

"Wow, I'm so lonely.  I might as well swim too," says the blonde.  So she swims fifteen miles, gets tired, and swims back.

Personality Reading

Yes, I can discover lots about your personality!  Oh yes, I'm a genius!  Just copy this form into an email and send it to me.  I'll post an analysis of your personality here!  (Note - Don't be stupid and take this stuff seriously, kay?

The form

Your first name:

Your middle initial:

Your favorite color:

Your eye color:

Peanut butter or jelly:

Black or white:

What's your lucky number:

What's your birth month:

Past Analysis I've done

Your first name: Julie Your friends love you because you're always super-sweet, even when you're ticked off.

Your middle initial: R You're very independent.

Your favorite color: Black This says that you're very outgoing.

Your eye color: blue You're always ready to have a good time, even in situations where you should be more serious.

Peanut butter or jelly: peanut butter You have quite a wild side.

Black or white: black Look at your favorite color.

What's your lucky number: 11 Your day to shine is coming up sooner than you think.

What's your birth month: November  You've been very repetitive lately.  Go out and try something new!

Your first name: Kelly You've got quite a wild side.  Not many people know you very well, although you have lots of friends.

Your middle initial: J You have a deep desire to be famous and important some day.

Your favorite color: Pink This one's pretty obvious.  You can be a real girly girl at times.

Your eye color: Hazel You're very complex.  Even you don't really understand you.

Peanut butter or jelly: Peanut butter Like your name, this tells me that you have a wild side.

Black or white: White You've got great ethics and morals.

What's your lucky number: 7 Sometimes, you just want to go with the flow.

What's your birth month: January You're always ahead of the crowd.

Here's Kelly's response:

OMG!  That describes me so well, it's creepy!  You're awesome!