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Aaaaaahhhhaaaahhhhaaahhh!!!! Look at Shane!!! Be still my heart. Damn, he looks good!!
*Retch* Ugh! Why Shane? Why not the Hardys picture that I have? Jerry, you owe me big time for this.
Random Ramblings
Twiggy Talks: Yo! What's up?! We back! We back! We back again! We are back after a long ass break. Things got in the way like school and the world changing around us. It was too much to bear. Sunday was the Golden Globes and I am griping about them. The goddamn Australians won everything! The Aussies are taking over!! Fuck the Canadians. The Aussies are taking over the world. That’s okay according to the Canadians ‘cause they still got wrestling. And wait until Celine Dion comes back. The Canadians will be back on top. Anyway…back to the Golden Globes…Denzel got robbed!!!! Goddamn Russell Crowe!! I hate him! I'm not watching the Oscars. If that’s the way it’s gonna turn out, then fuck it. I'll just watch for the fashion. Which I did about the Golden Globes anyway. We are gonna have our first Trash or Tramp at the Golden Globes. It’s gonna be grand. I'm collecting pictures as we speak. We also have a Trash or Tramp at the American Music Awards. Now, I didn’t watch the AMA’s, but I saw highlights and…Justin Timberlake, I'm gonna beat your ass with a baseball bat! A metal baseball bat!. He was such a jackass at that show. As Baby said, he out-assed himself. And I'm gonna team up with Baby to beat that bastard’s ass! I've been training. So has Baby. We’re gonna win. Some other chicks that Baby talk to on a message board says that Justin will beat Baby. *shakes head* They're just saying that because they love Justin. But they don’t know Baby very well, do they? Baby has kicked a guy’s ass before. And Justin looks a bit scrawny. Knowing him, he probably wouldn’t even hit a girl. Plus, we’re talking about a wrestling match with some hardcore elements thrown in. Baby can do all the high flying and hardcore stuff; Jerry can do some of the ground work; and I can handle the submissions. Good goddess. Look at the size of Triple H’s nose. I'm watching Raw right now. Yeah. Triple H came back. They made a huge spectacle out of it and everything. What I wanna know is when is he gonna dump Stephanie. Triple H is a face; Stephanie is a heel. It looks like the seeds of the break up have been planted. I bet she ends up with Jericho. That would be funny if that does happen. ‘Cause all Jericho ever did was rag on her. It wouldn’t make any sense of they were all nice to each other. Like how Stephanie and Test are. She dumped him at the altar and let Triple H beat him down. Now, they're all buddy buddy. Come on. Whatever happened to Dream? That Twix commercial with them in it is on. They vanished. That’s what you get for getting involved with Puffy’s dumbass. He doesn’t care about anyone other than himself. Good goddamn. Val Venis is back. The world is over and done with. I know he came back at the Rumble and all, but he's actually on Raw. If they bring out The Godfather, I'm screaming. Okay. It’s not The Godfather. But it’s Mr. Perfect so I'm still screaming. Aaaaaaahhhhhhahaahhah!!!!! Did you see NSUCK sell their souls to Chili’s with that crap ass commercial? Goddess. And here I am, sitting back thinking that selling your soul to The Gap was bad. That Chili’s commercial was down right embarrassing. Singing that they want their baby back ribs and junk. Are those ribs really that good? My honey is fine. We’re still together and very much in love. We just celebrated our one-year anniversary. I see marriage in our future.
Jerry Jabbers: Hello, all! How’s everybody doing?! *does the fake Regal wave* I've seen Regal do the wave like, once. And that was it. At the Royal Rumble on Sunday, Regal beat Edge for the Intercontinental Title by using brass knuckles. He cheated! What's Edge gonna do, now? Who is he gonna feud with now? Check that. Regal still does the fake wave. As he walks to the ring. I'm also watching Raw right now. Edge looks so damn good. I'm gonna have to fight Baby for him. Speaking of Baby, she has a new guy. He looks a little like Lance from NSYNC. I hooked them up. I put them together. She might tell you otherwise, but it’s the truth. Whoo! Edge just went psycho crazy, ya'll. He killed a couple of the referees. Well, hell, Regal just cheated him. He looks good pissed off. Okay. Ric Flair is on and all I have to say is, where’s David? His children, Reid and Megan were at the Rumble last night. And everyone was saying that David would show up. He didn’t. Where’s David? I'm sorry, but I think David is hot. But let me tell you, Reid looked damn good. He grew up since I last saw him. I wanted that boy. He might be a little younger than me, but I wanted that boy. He's gone now. He won't be coming back any time soon. Flair has four children? Okay…David, Reid, and Megan. Who’s the other one? What's their name? Ut-oh. Stone Cold’s preachin’. And the congregation is going “What?” I want the “What?” foam finger. I don’t have a foam finger collection like Baby, but I do have a couple and I want to add “What?” to my collection. Like Twiggy said, we’re gonna have a Trash or Tramp at the Golden Globes. And I'm also pissed that the Aussies won everything. Here’s to hoping that the Oscars are more American. Those nuts at the board that Baby frequents are happy that Russell Crowe and Nicole Kidman won saying that they deserved them. Not true. Russell Crowe getting the GG is payback that he didn’t win last year. And Nicole Kidman won because she got dumped. I was watching all of the entertainment shows and I had to roll my eyes. Five Aussies won. Five! That was uncalled for. *prays to the Lord Heaven Above that the Oscars are more American* Denzel got robbed!!! He was good in Training Day! I just wanna slap all the people who are believing the hype of A Beautiful Mind and Moulin Rouge and In the Bedroom. Sheep. That’s all I gotta call them---sheep. Mindless sheep. Baaaahhhh!!!! Baaaahhhh!!!! Is it wrong that I want to see my black people win? I didn’t think so. Damn sheep. Dear god! The Godfather’s back! He was at the Rumble. I knew Triple H was gonna win the Rumble. But I had a glimmer of hope that Kurt Angle was gonna win. So, I lost some money to Baby. Silly me for thinking that Triple H would actually put other talent over. Golddust is scary. So, he's hanging around, huh? So are Mr. Perfect, Val Venis, and The Godfather? Goddamn. The Triple H and Stephanie split is gonna happen. He just told her to shut up. And J.R. took the words right out of my mouth, “Man, oh, man”. Man, oh, man, we’re back! And it feels good!
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