TUESDAY, MAY 15, 7:27 AM. ((the sun is rising, four characters are walking to school. before this, there is a prelude, of everyone getting up and getting ready, set to ''waggy'' by blink-182. Now, as they are walking, there is Green Day.)) {{Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz rides by on her bike and runs into a fire hydrant}} [[After this, they go into school, are introduced with their theme songs and such blah blah, the scene starts when they are walking to homeroom]]
LENNI: (music fades as she speaks) ...so when I got home last night, my mom looks at me and goes 'Len, could ya tell me why there are two green cows in our backyard?' And I look at her and go, "I have NO idea."
LINUS: And she believed you??
LENNI: Well, I dunno (shrugs) at least she's not mad.
LINUS: Score! Well, that farmers going to be pissed though.
LENNI: Like he'll notice. He's got plenty of cows, we only took two.
((They now enter homeroom))
MR. PAPPY: Hey come on, lets get a move on folks.
((Linus and Lenni take seats. Linus and Lenni are next to eachother. Veruca is behind Lenni, Sonic is behind Linus))
MR. PAPPY: QUIET DOWN!! (Silence) All right, I'm going to take (waves hands waiting for class to fill in the answer) Attendence. Sit down and keep your mouths shut. (Pause) Postalè, Trixie Firecracker.
TRIXIE: OOOOH OHHHHHHH!!! I'm here!!
MR.PAPPY: Quinn, Jocasta
SOME RANDOM GIRL: She's sick.
((meanwhile, Lenni and Linus are whispering))
LENNI: Next time it's llamas, definitley.
LINUS: Blue Llamas.
LENNI: And spray paint, no brushes this time.
LINUS: And they're coming to MY house.
LENNI: Great, blue llamas might be too much.
((Pappy is in the background calling Rydell, Lenore, Lenni ignores him))
MR. PAPPY: Miss Rydell did you hear me?
((Lenni turns around)) LENNI: Yeah. I heard you.
MR. PAPPY: SO answer, are you here or not?
LENNI: My name is Lenni, not Lenore.
MR. PAPPY: (seething) I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS, ARE YOU HERE???
LENNI: (shrugs) Yeah, then I guess so.
((Mr. Pappy goes back to attendence))
MR. PAPPY: Salt, Veruca.
VERUCA: HERE!! I'm HERE!!
((Linus and Lenni exchange glances. In the background, Sprite is hit in the head with a paint can.))
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