This Next scene is the VERY end of the movie....................
We're in science class: Trixie, Sonic, Linus, Lenni, Chloe and other random people present.
Teacher: Okay, people, quiet down. Rydell! Stratton! In your seats! (Linus and Lenni have switched seats with Trixie and Sonic) (Reluctantly, Lenni moves back up with Sonic and Trixie movies back with Linus.)
Teacher: All right. The following people need to stay after to make up last weeks chem lab. Well, no surprise here, Lenni Rydell, Linus Stratton, Sonic Skylar and Trixie Postale.
Lenni: There is no way in hell you can make me stay after with them.
Teacher: Well, Miss Rydell, I can always give you and Mr. Skylar Saturday detention without the company of either of your sidekicks.
Sonic: ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Lenni: Yes, that's really okay....
Teacher: Good then, I'll see you four after school.
((LATER ON: Lenni, Sprite, Chloe and Linus are in the hall, bell rings))
Sprite: Let's go to the movies.
Linus: Can't.
Lenni: We've got detention with out two most favoritest people.
Linus: oh YES! Sonic Skylar and TRIXIE FIRECRACKER!!! Er, I mean Postale.
Chloe: So skip.
Lenni: And miss out on such quality time?
Chloe: Will you just leave them alone?? I think you like them.
Lenni: Right... when hell freezes over.
Sprite: HAHAHAHHA!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!
Chloe: Whatever.
(They stop in front of room. Sonic and Trixie are already inside)
Trixie: You're late.
Lenni: LIke you care
Sonic: (cat noise) Jeez, Lenni, you don't have to be such a bitch.
Lenni: Fuck you
Trixie: I liked your little stunt on the roof the other day. Why didn't you just jump?
(HE IS IGNORED)(Teacher comes out of back room)
Teacher: Okay guys, (pauses getting out papers) I have a meeting, I think you can handle this. Don't forget to turn off the gas!
((ALL NOD)) ((Teacher exits, slamming the door).
Later on............
(Lenni is pouring, tries experiment which clearly doesn't work. She throws down safety goggles in frustration)
Lenni: Dammit screw this!
(Scence switches to Sonic and Trix who are on the other side of the room)
Sonic: FEEL MY BICEP!!!
Trixie: (Puts his hand on sonics arm) Wow that's hard... oh WOW!
Sonic: Good isn't it? I've been WORKIN OUT!
Trixie: (loud, orgasm like) OH WOW!!!!
Sonic: (slightly weirded out) Woah, man, but it out.
Trixie: But it FEELS SO GOOD!
Sonic: (Falls back and screams this line like a girl) DON'T EVER TOUCH ME!
Trixie: (throws himself at sonic) I can't help myself!
(Sonic reaches into his pocket, takes out a white glove and slaps trixie across the face with it. Trixie backs away stunned)
(Scene switches back to Linus and Lenni)(Lenni stares in their direction freaked out)
Linus: I always knew it!
Lenni: (decidedly) I'm going to blow something up!
Linus: Yeeha! (looks around) (He looks at Sonic's stuff, picks up his bass guitar case and holds it up) OOO! OO! How about this!
Lenni: Eeeexcellent!
(Linus takes out the bass and Lenni goes over and turns on the gas full blast)
Linus: We need matches.
Sonic: (Who has overheard them) Matches? (sees bass) Hey, that's my bass!
Linus: Yes, matches, but I forgot you two are the only flames in here.
Sonic: (in dumb loser voice) HAHAHA... that was SO funny...
Trixie: Don't give the bitch the matches.
Lenni: Fuck you
((Suddenly, a largely over weight kid pops in throught the door))
Kid: YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO FUCK (The he disappears... the four look on for a moment, but the resume fighting.)
Linus: Go to hell...(he turns to Lenni)I'm leaving.
Lenni: Yeah, this sucks.(She looks at sonic, picks up his bass and smashes against the table several times before she smiles, picks up her stuff and they both leave))
((Focus on still on gas valve))
Sonic: THAT BITCH!!!!!! (picks up pieces of bass)
Trixie: Woah what's that smell?
Sonic: It's just the smell of posers!(They both laugh)
((MEANWHILE OUTSIDE))
Lenni: I hate school
Linus: Me too.
Lenni: (screams, pauses) Ooopsies.
Linus: What?
Lenni: I left the gas on full blast.
Linus: Dorothy that is.... so not cool....
Lenni: I know it's not cool.
(Back to Sonic and Trixie)
Sonic: Um, Trixie, dude stop touching me.
Trixie: Sorry man
Sonic: There (finishes setting up experiment) Okay man, i need those matches now.
(Trixie hands him the matches. He lighs a candle convienently on an old fashioned candle holder. He sets it next to the open gas valve, turns around, bends over to write something down and farts.)
Trixie: Holy fu-
(Back to L&L)
Linus: Chill out.
Lenni: I can't. Dammit! I'm going to blow up the school!
(suddenly, there is an explosion, as a result of the gas, candle and sonics fart)
Lenni: (smiles) Cool. I gotta say that more often.
Linus: (Looks at Lenni) I think our work here is done.
Lenni: That it is.
(They smile, high five, cue in music- probably Gypsy Rose Lee, by the distillers, since that's what i ahve it choreographed in my head to. Things are in slow motion, cops and fire trucks are rushing to the school. Then, sonic comes running out, yells something to the police officer, who looks at Lenni and Linus. As the music picks up, they run off, and are chased by the officers. After this, we do our Mallrats like ending, which flashes clips of what happens to everyone. THEN! There's an interlude where the music breaks down, and there's a clip of the foursome dancing with the cops. THEN, when l&L are caught, the ending clip is them at the police station, and getting their picture taken, and the last shot is a freeze frame of their mugshots, and the there's a black out.
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