Holy fucking shit!! Tonight was the best night ever!! Ok I me and my friend Kersten went up to Allentown to see Grand Skeem. We made this poster that had all these big butts on it...like I got this picture from a cellulite on your ass reduction place or something and I got some pictures from "Everythings Bigger in Texas" lol...and we glued them on a poster that said "But I thought you guys liked bigg butts?" Those butts were pretty nasty! Anyway, when we got up there, everyone was just hanging out, Ali Dee was over in the bar section and I showed him my poster and he laughed then I got some pictures blah blah. So I showed the other guys and they laughed a lot too but Steve was grossed out lol. So anyway, when this other band started it was so damn loud in there I couldn't hear anything but I was talking to Vinni about letting me have some alcohol but I could barely hear him so I'm just like nodding my head cause I know he's prolly drunk and doesn't know what he's talkin about anyway. So when they went up on stage it was awesome they rocked out and I was jammin lol. I told Vinni when we were talkin I want his sweatband and he said when it gets sweaty, and after a few songs or whatever it was so he threw one out to me and the other to my friend. Then when Baby Got Back came on I stepped in front and held out the plastic butt (Bob told me to bring it and wear it). So after awhile they took a break and were just hanging around up on stage and Vinni was playing of coarse (he's so damn good!!) and then Donato just came up to me out of NO WHERE and was like "Do you want to come up on stage?" I'm like umm..HELL YEA! So I went up and he's like "Shake your butt!" So I turned around and shook my ass! Then me and Donato were butt dancing it was so fun! Then I went over and was hanging out wit Vinni while he was rocking out on the guitar. Then I saw Ali Dee back on the drums so I went back and was like "Go Ali, and uh oh your playin drums now?" Then I wiped his forehead with a towel cause it was damn sweaty!! Then I went to the front of the stage and was like "who wants it??" and threw the towel in the audience. It was sooo much fun. But I think the Security guards thought I just hopped on stage so their like get down get down I'm like grrrr. So I got down I was so happy! After that Ali threw his shoelace to me it was like my fucking birthday. I got Vinni and Ali to sign my shit that I got. And then Vinni wanted to keep my poster that I made...they said they would hang it up in the studio I'm like alright. So it was such a great show. The guys rocked as usual and the music was awesome! After that though, when we left, my mom got lost sooo bad! We were supposed to go south or something and she went north like 50 miles out of our way. We were in New York!! Then our cell phone broke and my dad didn't know where we were so he called the state troopers to go out and look for us! Plus it was mad foggy outside and it was raining in some parts..and everyone kept giving us wrong directions. THEN we got really low on gas! We were in like some place 5 miles from New York and we got gas and then teenagers gave us directions-and they were actually right! So finally we got home and my friends mom was crying they thought we died or something it was really funny. Even though the second half of the night was bad it was like the funnest time I ever had!! Thanks to Grand Skeem for making it the funnest night of my life!

Kelli