Welcome to the brand spanking new Melted Cat Merchandise page. Here you will find many pointless and stupid excuses for "merchandise" or even "memorabilia" relating to the band.

Hesketh Fletcher Gig Tickets

Quite why you'd want these ~ahem~ ""Cynosure"" tickets now is beyond me (i.e. after the gig is long past) but this is the earliest authentic merchandise available of the band.  There are only two left in existence so I guess that they are only for serious Melted Cat merch collectors and will be the most valuable when we sell out and make it famous! (especially if you can convince a member of the 'Cat to sign it).

Contact Theatre "Keep The Love Flowing" Poster

This poster is kept as a reminder to the members of the 'Cat that the word "Genre" is very important when it comes to playing music for an audience.  Now we have always said that we couldn't put our finger on what sort of music we play but this was silly.  This is the only surviving poster of Melted Cat's first Manchester gig at the Contact Theatre on Oxford Road.  As you may have already observed in the gigography section this poster was acquired on the day of the gig and helped us to deduce that this was not a rock gig but an "R'n B/Dance/Reggae Night".........~looks at floor and shakes head~.....oh dear.

Melted Cat - Cats Don't Melt

This inaugural voyage into the world of record making for the 'Cat produced this marvel of modern musical ability and originality.  Actually this is our first demo which is home to earlier 'Cat compositions "Why Cant You Be More Like Me?", "Tuesday", "In Hindsight" and "Mr. Cynical".  The demo comes on MP3, CD, Cassette Tape and the legendary limited release purple vinyl edition (so legendary and so limited it doesn't even exist).

Special Offer Only £20

Yes that's right kids only £20!!!  Ask any hardcore Melted Cat fan whether they would like to buy the house of the lead singer of the only band ever to play on the same bill as Melted Cat at the famous Glass Barrel and they would jump at the chance but would be worried about about the price.  Not anymore, you could be the proud owner of Robert Madden's humble abode for just £20.

This is a hidden disclaimer.  We do not own Robert Madden's house and so cannot legally sell it.  Unfortunately we could not get him to agree to give it to us for free which I think is a bit unreasonable.

Print off order form and fill in selections for your order.  Then send it to the printed address.