COOKING:  Yelp, I like to cook, but not as much as I like to eat.  I've really been known to put it away.  I remember one time my wife and I went out to one of those all you can eat buffets where they were serving crab legs and frog legs.  Boy, you talking about some good eating, it was good.  Anyway after we had been there about 1 1/2 or 2 hours into our meal, my wife gets up and goes outside and starts blowing the car horn.  Well, the waitress comes over and wants to know if that was my wife outside honking the horn.  I told her it was, that she must be ready to go already.  You know, that place went out of business not too long after that, I sure did hate to see that because it was a good place to eat.

Anyway this page is about cooking, not eating.  Yelp, I like to cook, at least what I call cooking. (My darling, sweet wife calls what I call cooking something entirely different.  But after all, she has some strange ideas about cooking, herself, like cleaning up afterwards and washing the pots and pans are all part of "cooking".  Have you ever heard of anything so strange?)

But I do like to cook.  It reminds me of chemistry class, (which I got kicked out of for doing an unauthorized, potentially hazardous experiment.) You take all of these different ingredients and mix them all together and see what you get.  After all how else are new recipes invented?  Speaking of recipes,  I plan to put some of my favorite ones on this web site.