~*QUIPS FROM MY COMRADE, SCRIB*~

Here ya go Scrib, your very own little page.

Damn, you're good. I was trying to trick ya.

Scrib, you've been there for me always to offer an encouraging word or a kick in the butt. You always had good insight about my love affairs, it was amazing, just by judging them from a name. You're the honey in the lion, Scrib, that's why the Philistines don't understand you.

"jamie" by weezer

Jamie Jamie, what you doin' now What you doin' now girl? Please, please tell me Cuz I need to know, I need to know now When I was down, You came to me And promised you'd always be By my side, now you're gone And I'm waiting patiently Jamie, I want you to know Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine We'll be together a long time Jamie, what ya doing now? Who's dialin' your car phone? Please, please be true You know that I trust you, do that which you must do You've got the Beach Boys, and your firm's got the Stones But I know you won't leave me alone Sometimes it seems you're not with me It hurts me so much, It hurts me so much Sometimes it seems you're not with me It hurts me so much, It hurts me so much You are the most, you're so rad, you're so fresh And I'm so glad I am yours, you are mine Show me where and I will sign Jamie, beleive me, I won't let you down Cuz you are the best lawyer in town. Sometimes it seems you're not with me It hurts me so much, It hurts me so much Sometimes it seems you're not with me It hurts me so much, It hurts me so much I love you so much, I love you so much.

"say it ain't so" by weezer

Somebody's Heine' is crowdin' my icebox Somebody's cold one is givin' me chills Guess I'll just close my eyes Flip on the tele' Wrestle with Jimmy Something is bubbling Behind my back The bottle is ready to blow Say it ain't so Your drug is a heartbreaker Say it ain't so My love is a lifetaker I can't confront you I never could do That which might hurt you So try and be cool When I say This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day So be cool Dear Daddy, I write you in spite of years of silence. You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good or so I hear. This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings. Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood. Say it ain't so You're drug is a heartbraker Say it ain't so My love is a lifetaker

and now for the song that cemented our relationship....

"calculus" by 2gether

I’m losing my hair And my vision is shady Last night I dreamt Of an overweight lady But I need a young thing To keep up with my pace To hold me in her arms And take me straight to second base I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us Sing it Chad, for me I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us Calculus We're together Girl, algebra or trigonometry Could never equal up To what you do to me So let's integrate, don't differentiate If you were in my class There aint no way I could pass I hate English, gym And not to mention I can't even afford to pay my attention No philosophy Could ever come between us Because we'll always have our calculus I know my calculus it says U + Me = Us Said I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us Calculus Calculus Well, I’ve never been good at history And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee When it comes to cosines I know a thing or two And i'd kick ass on a test about me and you I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us I know my calculus it says u + me = us Calculus you plus sign me equals sign us you plus sign me equals sign us Girl, no subject comes close to you I know my calculus I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us

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