19 REASONS WHY I AM EVIL, as recorded by scrib
-she sings terribly and insists on doing it often -she yawns a lot -she trips people -she teases people with pens -she enjoys ripping people's hearts out and stomping on them a couple of times -she makes gross insinuations about me -she gives me evil glares -she won't help out her fellow geomety mates -she hits -she keeps secrets -she puts me to shame -she is a minion of the prince of darkness -she gets invited to parties i don't get invited to -when she is in a dark chapel she tries to scare me by pretending that something pulled her into a row of pews and as a result my finger was broken during this evil joke -she insists on carrying around a sharp knife, even though i informed her it makes me nervous -she likes to read from my least favorite book but only when i'm around -she starts coloring things in my planner and then "forgets" what she was writing, and then i'm the one who looks like an idiot with some half-finished picture -she ignores me online in favor of her mail, some of which is from me, none of which she writes back to -oh and she steals, i totally forgot about that one, but it's probably her #1 evil quality
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