Here are some little comments made by Scrib and I, perhaps you will find them entertaining.
JEN AND STEPH ON BOYS: --"We have to fight off the boys with a stick. A pointy one!" --Jen --"With one of those metal spikey balls on the end!" --Steph, on the constant barrage of male attention both recieve --"Realization: I crumble to boys." --Jen --"Realization expanded: you crumble to Bill." --Steph JEN ON STEPH: "If I wasn't born with these pesky double X chromosomes, nothing would stand in my way!!!" --when asked if she would ever go out with Steph JEN ON MISCELLANIOUS THINGS: "That's the best thing since the last best thing that came along." "I'm beat boppin and skeetin all over the place!" JEN ON LANGUAGE: “Why are there so many languages? Is this really necessary? I mean you would think in all the history of mankind someone would have stepped in and said ‘You know, this is silly. Can’t we just all be brothers?” –something Jen frequently says while tirelessly trying to learn Spanish “Where’s this International Language I keep hearing so much about? Am I going to have to come up with it myself?” JEN ON DEATH: "So what now? Death?" "Ahh! Oh, phew, I thought I saw the Grim Reaper over there. That pole looks kind of like a sickle." Jen on her bedtime: "At about 4 am I start to get a little closey eyed, but that's when all the best shows start to come on." JEN ON SNAKES AND OTHER REPTILIANS: "Snakes, ah snakes." "He could have eaten me but he sensed my kind and gentle nature and my deep admiration and respect for reptiles. I was like Crocodile Hunter becoming 'one with the reptiles'. I can be crazy brave sometimes." --me on the time I got real close to an alligator "For a while I would have a dream about snakes every single night, like this one time a big black snake was fighting with a fake snake and I was seeking refuge in my neighbors house who had for some reason rented out their house to a black family. Now I'm no expert on dreams, but I think this might have something to do with my fear of snakes, fake or otherwise. " "My mom was alarmingly unconcerned. Today she had a cute name for him (Snakey). They're like friends now. He watches her plant flowers in the garden. She's all like 'Oh I love Snakey, he's so cute.' and I'm like 'Enough! This can't go on, next thing you know he'll be wanting to slither his way into the house, sleeping in here, eating our cat when we're not looking...'" --on the snake that lives in Jen’s backyard "If my mom came in and said 'Hey, there's an alligator in our garden.' I would have been like 'Great, they're such majestic creatures, maybe we can teach him tricks or something.'" "And also if he is living in my garage, okay how many times have I been out there by myself, unknowing of the discusting creature in my presence, and the terror that could befall me at any moment if Snakey had decided to come out." JEN ON HERSELF: "Look to me, learn from my normalcy. " "Do I look like I belong in food service??? These golden locks and cute features taking somebody's order? It would be crime." (prior to Jen's job at Bread Company)
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