Movie quotes
A walk to remember
Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater?
Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain.
*sigh*If only a guy could say this to me...
Landon: I might kiss you.
Jamie: I might be bad at it.
Landon: That's not possible.
10 things i hate about you
Bianca: Are you asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again?
Dad: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My mama didn't rasie no foo'!
Bianca: You don't buy black underwear unless you want somebody to see it.
Kat Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...
Kat Stratford: Tempestuous?
Ms. Perky: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often. heh heh heh...sam.
Patrick: Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.
Patrick: Someone still has her panties in a twist.
Kat: Don't for one minute think that you had any affect whatsoever on my panties.
Patrick: Well what did I have an affect on?
Kat: Other than my up-chuck reflex, nothing.
Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl
Cameron: Yeah
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but you know.
Patrick: Well, she is or she isn't.
Kat Stratford: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent?! I *need* you, I *want* you, oh baby, oh baby.
Dad: Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today?
Kat Stratford: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
Kat:*punches joey* That's for making my date bleed!*punches him again* that's for my sister, *knees him in the groin* ...and that's for me!!
big fat liar
Tow truck driver: I was told to pick up a little blue car, but they didnt tell me about a little blue man!!
Blue Crush
Penny: You're going to surf in that?
Leslie: No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na
Penny: Your what?
Leslie: [whips off towel] Da na da na!!
Penny: You're wearing nut-huggers!
Matt: Wait, are you wearing my cologne?
"alias"
(great show!)
Sydney: Write this down. E. M. E. T. I. B. Got it? Now, read it backwards.
Dixen: [shouting] Are you ready to party?
Sydney: Are you ready to party?
Dixen: I speak nine languages. Techno is not one of them.
Haladki: I think your judgment is impaired.
Vaughn: I think I'm going to kick your ass!
Sydney: Why are you looking at me like that? Did you guys break something of mine?
McKenas Cole: Dear person... beating up my men...
Vaughn: This watch belonged to my father. It's broken now, but it used to keep perfect time. And when he gave it to me, he said you could set your heart by this watch. It stopped October 1st. The day we met.
Sydney: Me too.
Dark Angel
Another good tv show, but this one got canceled...only cause they put it on fridays where most of the (16-24 year old)viewers were out...sniffle i was one of them, but i always taped it...sniffle...i loved that show.
Max Guevara: What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve.
X5 494/"Alec": Copulation between X5 452 and myself successful, Ma'am. Twice.
Max Guevara: " think I'll call you Alec, as in Smart Alec.
X5 494/"Alec": I can live with that.
Max Guevara: Good, cuz my second choice was Dick.
buffy the Vampire Slayer (k.a. show if u ask me...)
Willow: You dreamed about Angel again?
Buffy: Third night in a row.
Willow: What did he do in the dream?
Buffy: Stuff.
Willow: Oh! Stuff! Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?
Buffy: It had surround sound. I'm just thinking about him so much lately.
Willow: You two are so right for each other. Except for the uh,
Buffy: Vampire thing.
Buffy: Spike, what are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: [Counting each word on his fingers] Out. For. A. Walk...Bitch.
Drusilla: [as The First] What reason do you have to live?
Spike: Her. Because she believes in me.
Angel: Why are you riding me?
Buffy: Because I don't trust you. You're a vampire. Or is that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?
Angel: You're going to Hell!
Buffy: Save me a seat.
Anya: Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.
Xander: We're right behind you, only further back.
Buffy: I think I speak for everyone here when I say, huh?
Buffy: Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it, this is never good.
Buffy: Love makes you do the wacky.
Buffy: You read my diary? That is not OK. A diary is like a person's most private possession. You don't even know what I was writing about. Hunk can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when I said his eyes were penetrating, I meant bulging.
Angel: Buffy...
Buffy: A doesn't even stand for Angel for that matter. It stand for Achmed, a charming foreign exchange student. And that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you, at all...
Angel: Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched her from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear.
Buffy: Oh.
Cordelia: Willow, nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears.
Cordelia: You're really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren't you?
Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous?
Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Rupert Giles: Willow, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A "bitca"?
See what i mean, the writers have kick ass dialog...
Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
Rupert Giles: You mean life?
Buffy: Yeah, does it ever get easy?
Rupert Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Rupert Giles: Yes. It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies... and everyone lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.
Anya: Crap. Look at this... Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children and more cash than I can reasonably manage.
Xander: That means you're winning.
Anya: Really?
Xander: Yes. Cash equals good.
Anya: Ooooh! I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?
Cordelia: Why are these terrible things always happening to me?
Xander: Karma?
Buffy: Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.
Buffy: What part of punching you in the face did you not understand?
[Spike takes a lackadaisical approach to saving Giles' life.]
Rupert Giles: You might have let me in on your plan while he throttled me.
Spike: Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cup o' tea, cup o' tea, almost got shagged, cup o' tea.
Xander: Oh Look, demons. Don't see those everyday, unless you're us!
Buffy: See...
[points to Dawn's necklace] You're Dawn.
Dawn: [looks down] "Or, 'umad.'"
[Willow in the magic shop]
Willow: I feel like a witch in a magic shop!
Joyce Summers: Honey, did you lead him on in any way?
Buffy: Uh... I do beat him up a lot. For Spike, that's like third base.
Willow: [Imitating Anya] I'm Anya. I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services.
D'Hoffryn: It's like someone slaughtered an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue.
Buffy: Giles, are you breaking up with you car?
Giles: Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty.
Buffy: Little two door tramp.
Everyone: [singing] There's nothing we can't face.
Anya: [singing] Except for bunnies.
Roswell I know I know...but i'm on a tv kick....
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Isabel: Are you afraid? I mean to let someone in; to let someone see who you really are?
Liz: Yeah, of course I am.
Isabel: Well, multiply that by about a million.
Maria: This is the second time you've dragged me into some cheap motel.
Michael: Yeah, well, don't spread it around; you'll ruin my reputation.
Maria: The guy with the gun was kind of like a, like a muscular Beavis. And...the other one was like a, like a beefy Butthead.
Liz: [voice] It's September 24th, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. But then the really amazing thing happened. I came to life.
Liz: This can never be normal, Max.
Max: What's so great about normal?
Liz: The day you saved my life, your life just ended.
Max: No, that's the day my life began.
Maria: It's an aqua bra. You know, all the fun of implants without the invasive surgery part.
Then later on while the girls are waiting outside...
Liz: It's not that cold.
Maria: You're not wearing an ice bra.
Liz: Max likes cherry cola. What does Michael like?
Maria: Cherry cola with arsenic?
Max: You broke up? Why didn't you tell me?
Michael: I don't know if we did or we didn't. It's kind of confusing.
Liz (Smiles): Cherry cola on the house
Maria (nearly spilling glass in anger): Yours is $1.25
Michael: "I guess it's not so confusing anymore.
Max: [From under Alien head] Save me....I'm a human trapped in an alien body.
Isabel: You realize we've just lost our last shred of dignity.
Bring it on
Courtney: Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything.
Whitney: He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.
Carver: She puts the "ass" in "massive."
Darcy: You put the "lewd" in "deluded."
Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
Sparky: Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.
Courtney: Why do we all have to diet?
Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go very high.
Courtney: Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!
Courtney: I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit!!!
Whitney: Don't play dumb. We're better at it then you.
Missy: You speak fag?
Les: Oh, fluently.
Jan: Hey ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?
Jenelope: Can we beat these Buffies down so I can go home?
The Toros Squad: I'm sexy, I'm cute,/ I'm popular to boot,/ I'm bitch-in', great hair,/ The boys all love to stare,/ I'm wanted, I'm hot,/ I'm everything you're not,/ I'm pretty, I'm cool,/ I dominate the school,/ Who am I? Just guess,/ Guys wanna touch my chest,/ I'm rockin', I smile,/ If anything I'm vile,/ I'm flyin', I jump,/ You can look but/ Don't you hump,/ Whoo/ I'm major, I roar,/ I swear I'm not a whore,/ We cheer and we lead,/ We act like we're on speed,/ You hate us 'cause we're beautiful,/ Well we don't like you either,/ We're cheerleaders,/ We are cheerleaders,/ Roll call!!!!
How to lose a guy in ten days (!!!!!!!!!!)
Andie: Like, do blondes, like, really have more fun?
Andie: True or False: All's fair in love and war.
Benjamin: True.
Andie: Great answer.
Andie: Princess Sophia!
This one's for Megan: Andie (singing with skirt action): And they'd be ben's partner...they'd be ben's partner...
Andie's friend 1: You only dated him for a week.
Andie's friend 2: (sniffles) it was the best week of my life.
Ben: Oh Andie, ur already in love with me.
Andie: (smiles and turns around) I'm going to make u wish u were dead.
Andie: It's meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Andie: Hi benny boo...boo bo boo boo boo....
Andie: Can Princess Sophia come out to play??
Andie: Little? Big? Little? Big? I don't know. We'll see!!!
Andie: Does Krull the warrior king want to come out and play??
Andie: Our love fern...u let it die!!!!
Ben: no, no. It's just sleeping.
Ben's friend: Is she on something??
Ben: I don't need another woman. You've got enough personalties to keep me occupied!!
Center Stage
A girl's got a right to know what kind of hound she's saving herself for.
Careful with that one…you break it you bought it...
Clueless
Sorry gotta change things up...
Cher: Shopping with Dr. Suess again?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie for my back pack!
Cher: It's faux!
Travis: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy.
Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dionne: Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am!! You try driving in platforms!
Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
[About keeping her virginity.]
Cher: You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
Elton: What's seven times seven?
Cher: Stuff she knows!
Mel: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
Cher: They *are* your parents.
Dick
Bob Halderman: I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.
Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls!
Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage girls.
Arlene Lorenzo: No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens! And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something.
Dick: Checkers--shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!
Arlene Lorenzo: We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.
Betsy Jobs: You're the smartest person I know!
Arlene Lorenzo: But you don't know anybody...
Get over it
Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: What direction do you think "left" is? See, because if you go with your instinct and reverse it, I think we have something happening. How difficult is this? I'm so alone, I think.
Coach Hibble: Nice trick there, Landers, catching the ball with your face. Next thing you know, you'll be shooting three-pointers with your ass.
Felix Woods: Just keep an eye on her man. 'Cause some of those theatre guys, they have a reputation of being kinda...
Dennis Wallace: Gay?
Felix Woods: See, now that's what they want you to think.
Felix: Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?
Kelly: Don't worry Felix I'm handling it.
Felix: No, your being handled by leather pants over here, there's a difference.
Lizzie McQuire
[Talking about never growing up]
Miranda: Oh, like Peter Pan! Clap if you believe!
[Frankie Muniz walks into the classroom]
Ethan: Yo Frankie, how'd ya get outta the TV?!
Lizzie: Miranda, you may be able to talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk.
Ethan: Yeah, 'cause you know what, I can walk and talk!
Jo McGuire: Well, I can't speak for Lanny.
Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
[After faking out his parents.]
Ferris: Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
Cameron: I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Sloan: College.
Cameron: Yeah, but to do what?
Sloan: What are you interested in?
Cameron: Nothing!
Sloan: Me neither!
Cameron: [to Ferris, who's singing on the parade float] YOU'RE CRAZY!
Sloan: What do you think Ferris is gonna do?
Cameron: He's gonna be a fry cook on Venus!
Ferris: I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if their socialists? They could be fasict anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Ferris: I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
[A baseball game is on television.]
Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.
Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Cameron: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
Jeannie: [thinking to herself] Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car, he got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?
[spoken]
Jeannie: Screw him.
Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
Sloan: The city looks so peaceful from up here.
Ferris: Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
Cameron: I think I see my dad.
Ferris: It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Singing Nurse: I heard that you were feeling ill / Headache, fever, and a chill / I came to help restore your pluck / 'Cause I'm the nurse who likes to -
Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... Its true.
Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectivley govern this student body.
Grace: Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.
[Calling the police about an intruder.]
Jeannie: I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, alright?
[pause] Speak any English?
[slams down receiver] DICKHEAD!
[Cameron doesn't want to go out, but Ferris keeps calling.]
Cameron: He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What-- I'LL GO. Shit.
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: I asked you first.
Cameron: [singing] When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."let my Cameron go!"
Ferris: A) You can never go too far. B) If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.
Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond.
Cameron: I'm dying, Ferris.
Cameron: You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
Dawson's creek ~okay, i admit it. i was a creek fan. it's been so long since i've seen a full episode, but u have to admit some of the dialog is pretty awesome...especially the one about bitching memories...and i love andie. even tho she was a perfectionist and had problems i loved her.
Pacey: Emilio Estevez! He was in those Ducks movies! Man, those were the best! (now this is funny cause he was in those movies...he played charlie...)
Andie: You guys are a bunch of cynics, you know that? I mean, what kind of high school memories will you have if all you did in high school was bitch and moan about everything?
Joey: Bitching memories.
Dawson: Moaning memories.
Joey: I love your hair. What number is it?
Joey: Clap hard Dawson, you may be Tinkerbell's last hope.
Joey: Dawson, I'm the girl guys are friends with, not the girl guys date.
John Witter: Finally my boy gets a pair. And all it took was getting his heart broke by some little girl with a few screws loose.
Pacey: [punching his father] Andie did more for my life in six months than you did in sixteen years, you rotten son of a bitch!
Joey: Do you really love me though? Because I'm 15 years old and I go through every day of my life thinking that nobody loves me.
AJ: Would it be alright if I were to, you know, phone you sometime?
Joey: It wouldn't suck.
Pacey: See this? This is you. It's not showy or gaudy. It's simple. Elegant. Beautiful.
Joey: It's my mom's bracelet.
Pacey: I know.
Joey: How do you know?
Pacey: Well, because you told me. Six months ago. You were wearing that blue sweater with the snowflakes that you have. You were walking down the hallway at school. I was annoying you as per usual. You said, "Look, Pacey, I just found my mother's bracelet this morning, so why don't you cut me some slack?"
Joey: You remember that?
Pacey: I remember everything.
Pacey: Okay. Joey, I'm going to kiss you now.
Joey: You can't!
Pacey: Look, Jo, you can't say something like that and expect me not to kiss you, so that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm gonna kiss ya, in about ten seconds, and if you don't want me to kiss you well, if you don't want me to, I guess then you're just gonna have to stop me. Ten.
Josie and the pussycats
Melody: These walls are mushy!
Josie: Puppies grow into dogs, that get old, and DIE!
Alexander Cabot: Hey I can't be everywhere at once!
Melody: Oh wouldn't it be cool if you could though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!
[Their thoughts.]
Josie: They're all staring at me. I know what they're thinking. They're thinking I shouldn't be here.
Valerie: They're all staring at Josie. I know what they're thinking. They're thinking we shouldn't be here.
Melody: [in song] If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
[clap! clap!]
[Josie and The Pussycats listen to a recording with a subliminal message]
Melody: I want a Big Mac!
Valerie: But you're a vegetarian.
Melody: I know, but suddenly I want one!
Alexandra Cabot: That's Mr. Moviefone!!! How'd you get him on your CD???
[gasp] You slept with him!
Josie: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...
Melody: The tough makes lemonade!
drumrole please....LEGALLY BLONDE!!!....
Elle: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
Elle: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known!
Elle: Brooke exercised. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. (looks at everyone, shakes head) They just don't.
Vivian: Nice costume.
Elle: You too. Except that when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try to look a little less constipated.
Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[someone whistles at her]
Elle: I object!!
Elle: Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.
Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye...no
Elle: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do! bye!
Professor Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said: I think I'll go to law school today.
Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like, it's hard?
Manicurist: Is she as pretty as you?
Elle: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but otherwise, she's not completely unfortunate looking.
Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: They're last season?
[looks down] GASP! He's gay!
Lilo and stitch
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day! Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Hula Teacher: Pudge is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him, and she said, "A tuna sandwich." I can't give Pudge tuna!
[whispering] Do you know what tuna IS?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is...is...STINKIN' TUNA!!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Nani: I think it's a koala, an evil koala.
Jumba: WHAT?? after all you put me through,you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT???
Stitch: Ih
Jumba: Fine
Pleakley: Fine?!? You're doing what he says?
Jumba: Uh,he's very persuasive
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off the subject, lets talk about you, are you happy?
Lilo: I'm adjusted.
[Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]I eat four food groups, look both ways, take long naps and get disciplined?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes fives times a day, with bricks.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh huh in a pillow case.
Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you...and pulled your hair...and punched you in the face...
Lilo: [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished.
Lilo: Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw!
Lilo: Can't you ever build anything?
[Stitch builds a cityscape out of books and toys]
Lilo: Wow - San Francisco.
[Stitch destroys the scene a la Godzilla]Stitch: [As car passengers] Eeeeee! save me!
Lilo: No more caffeine for you.
Lilo: Leave me alone to diiiiie.
Lilo: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one...is dancing!
Nani: You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...
[Looks up, notices Cobra Bubbles] ..."Love...and...nurturing..."
popular sniffle...this show aint on anymore...
Sam: "My father died two years ago. Did you know that? My mother loved him very much. Did your mother die?"
Brooke: "No, she left."
Sam: "With you as a daughter it's easy to see why."
Lily: "I'm beginning to see why this school only stocks plastic knives."
Brooke: "I cannot believe I lost both of the men in my life to these McPherson women. Who are these people?"
Lily: "Carm, guess what rhymes with bucket?"
Sam to Brooke: "With all the lotions and potions you use it's a wonder your face doesn't just slide off down the drain."
Sam: "If I want a boyfriend, I'll just have to sign up for one."
Carmen: "Wait, are they giving them away somewhere?"
aMY's ToP teN MovIe'S
(in no particular order)
1) LeGaLLy blOndE
2) HoW to lOosE A gUy in TEn dAyS
3) bLUe CRusH
4)FeRriS BuElLEr'S DaY OFf
5) WhAt a GiRL wAnTS
6)BeNd It LiKe bEcKHaM
7)tHE HaRry PoTTeR MoViE's
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