Warnings: First and foremost, this fic is supposed to be a humor fic. Shounen ai and Yaoi next. Violence, blood and gore, supernatural elements, such as werewolves, vampires, evil leprechans, trolls, witches, and other stuff I think of along the way. Expect lemons, limes, death of insignificant characters, and angst. (heh!) OZ people are also going to really intermingle with the GW boys, particularly with Duo.

Synopsis: Duo Maxwell is an almost average guy in a small, rural town. He works at the only gas station for miles around, is gorgeous, but single. He also gets harrassed by the town's rich idiot. But what makes him different is that he's a clairvoyant; he can read thoughts by touch or he can simply 'hear' them. Kind of complicates matters. Yeah. So when he runs across a man whose thoughts he can't hear, although trying to gives him nosebleeds, he decides that that is a fair trade. That is until he finds out that the guy isn't a typical 'guy,' and that getting involved with him only leads to trouble...and a few dead bodies.

Pairings: Will be 5x2, 3x4, past 5x1 (and we're talking WAY in the past), Meizer+2/2+Meizer and everybody+2 (hey, everyone loves Duo).