Warnings: First and foremost, this fic is supposed to be a humor fic. Shounen ai and Yaoi next. Violence, blood and gore, supernatural elements, such as werewolves, vampires, evil leprechans, trolls, witches, and other stuff I think of along the way. Expect lemons, limes, death of insignificant characters, and angst. (heh!) OZ people are also going to really intermingle with the GW boys, particularly with Duo.

Synopsis: The next two months for Duo and Wufei have been going very well. Their relationship had come to a strong and steamy point when Wufei abruptly gets called to Siberia by the Prince of Werewolves, and Duo is unwillingly dragged along. Once there, it turns out to be up to Duo to find a kidnapped 'Privileged' werewolf, or else war will break out between the Shenlong and Siberian Werewolf Packs. That's kinda hard to do when said Prince is trying to get into Duo's pants...

Pairings: 5x2, 3x4, Milliardo+2, past 5x1 (and we're talking WAY in the past), Meizer+2/2+Meizer and everybody+2 (hey, everyone loves Duo).