MARRON: ::sitting in front of the mirror, the evil box-thing from Fushigi-Yuugi on his head:: "Why do I have this thing on?"
CARROT: ::confused look::
MARRON: ::tears the box off:: "That’s better. You know," ::stares at his reflection:: "I’m so beautiful I scare myself."
CARROT: ::On an island in the midst of ‘South Pacific’ singing:: “There is nothing like a dame…”
MARRON: ::Looking at his reflection:: “Wrinkles? GATEAU! Where’s my anti-aging cream?”
MARRON: ::Looks at Gateau and Carrot, and then at a cookbook:: “I think I’ll make a Carrot cake today…” ::Gateau and Carrot look at each other and then run away screaming::
MILPHEY: “Yes, I AM Michiru’s brother. The hair color runs in the family.” ::Under his breath:: “So does being gay, but we won’t go into that…”
ZAHA: “Why the hell did I decide to try out for the villain’s part? All I wanted to do was sit in the middle of a meadow and take pictures of butterflies!”
ZAHA: ::walking down the invisible stairs:: “Dammit!” ::falls the rest of the way down the stairs, after tripping on his cape::
CARROT: “Why do I have to be the one who turns into a hideous beast?”
MARRON: :Glares at Gateau:: “Hands off the hair…”
GATEAU: “I’ve decided to stop swearing, and I’m stopping lifting too.”
CARROT: ::Drawing a pool table, and having trouble with circles:: “My balls are different sizes!”
THE OTHERS:: ::face fault::
CARROT: “Ya know, normally a blow to the head like that would have killed me, but… *Rei-chan gets an evil smirk on her face* (drum roll, please) The Great Carrot Glace’s brain is very compact!”
(Zaha and Big Momma, again in the past. Fight scene scenario number two)
ZAHA: “To hell with it all!” ::Throws down his sword, and plunks Big Momma down on the nearest bed:: (NOT THAT YOU HENTAI! Yeesh! Get your mind out of the gutter!)
BIG MOMMA: “What?” ::Looking very confused::
ZAHA: “Pillow fight!”
CARROT: ::dancing around Marron and Gateau: "Dance magic dance! Put that Marron spell on me! Jump magic jump! Put that magic jump on me, slap that Gateau, Marron's free!"
CARROT: "I"m the loooove machine!"
MARRON: "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is."
GATEAU: "Yeah, they always run away from you!"
MARRON: ::sweatdrop::
GATEAU: "Marron, take me now!"
MARRON: ::flames Gateau:: "HENTAI!" ::runs far far away, to a land where leprichauns leap and play...::
(fight scenario number three!)
ZAHA: "I shall wipe that smirk off of your face, woman!"
BIG MOMMA: "Zaha, your fly is open..."
(fight scenario number four!)
BIG MOMMA: :after knocking Zaha down:: "YES!" ::reaches down to pick up her sword, and the audience gasps and whispers::
HAZ KNIGHTS, especially MILPHEY: "NICE CLEAVAGE!!!!!" ::catcalls ensue:: (I couldn't help it, I just say Bring it On)
DOTTA: ::after Big Momma has died, to Milphey:: "I'm so alone! Take me, Milphey!"
TIRA: ::to a dog-type Marron:: Toto, I don't think we're in Spooner anymore.
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