(Marron lies on a hospital bed with his legs spread, holding Gateau's hand and squeezing the crap outta it) NURSE: All right, Marron, push..... *Thanks for the idea, Yaeko-chan! ::evil grin::
CHOCOLATE: Darling, have you seen my weed?
TIRA: You mean this really IS my natural hair color?
CARROT ::looking back and forth between his brother and Apricot:: Marron? Mum? MARRON??? MUM??? I can't tell them apart!!!
GATEAU ::standing at the bow of some big-ass boat, Carrot stands slightly behind him, a little to the left:: I'M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOOORLD!!! ::they both start whooping and howling::
THE ENTIRE CAST EXCEPT ZAHA TORTE ::Big Momma, Dotta, Cerise, Milphey Yu, the Haz Knights, Carrot, Marron, Tira, Chocolate, Gateau, Apricot, Onion, and all the Parsoners link hands and begin to sing, standing before Zaha Torte and his henchmen:: All we are saaa-aaa-aaaying, is give peace a-a chance...
MARRON: Niisan, pass me a beer.
CARROT: What's fellatio?
GATEAU ::hugging himself and rocking back and forth, grinning like a moron:: I am soooo loved!!!
(A scene from their childhood: Some bullies are running after little Marron, who's desperately trying to get away) LITTLE TIRA: Run, Marron, run!!! (As little Marron breaks into a fully fledged run, his ankle-wrappings fall away, and a crappy sentimental music clip is inserted for a dramatic effect)
MILPHEY YU (arguing with Chocolate): I'm more a woman than you'll EVER be!!
CARROT ::whispering into a telephone:: Um, hello? Is this Carrot Lovers Anonymous?
(A sequence from the distant past: Zaha and Big Momma are engaged in a nasty fight, neither is wounded yet, but they've been fighting for a while and it's getting kinda old) ZAHA ::slightly bored:: Take that! ::swords clang, and then the crappy music clip is cued in (the same one they used in PRELUDE TO RUIN when Marron got impaled). Zaha throws down his sword:: Oh, screw this...::Grabs Big Momma and starts to tango with her::
CHOCOLATE: Mi-Chan, can I borrow your hair dye?
MILPHEY YU: Sure, Chocora-Chan. Why?
CHOCOLATE: Coz I was just looking at the end credits, and I realized I look a lot better with blue hair.
MARRON ::prancing about in a meadow and singing:: I feel prettyyyyyy...!
(The "fabulous five" are all sitting on the sofa in a living room, eyes glued to the television screen. PA-LOOOOOM!!! A cloud of pink smoke explodes behind them)
DOTTA: Yoo-Hoo! It's me again! Dotta!
CARROT ::waves her away:: Not now, Dotta. We're watching SORCERER HUNTERS
BIG MOMMA ::singing a very...interesting song to the tune of "row row row your boat" as she bounces slightly on her throne:: Rut, rut, rut Carrot, screw Chocolate, make her scream, Marron and Gateau a-rocking the bateau, orgy in the team...
(The sequence from THE DESTRUCTION GOD where Carrot is looking around at his four companions, dead on their posts) CARROT ::whines:: Hey, no fair! How come they get to be kabobbed and I don't???
MARRON ::purring like a sex kitten:: I'm too sexy for my job, too sexy for my team, too sexy for Gateau...
(Milphey is doing some HARD battling with Zaha. All of a sudden, he falls over)
DIRECTOR: Not again...CUT!!! (staff comes and pulls off Milphey's armor. They then lift an unconscious Mi-Chan onto a stretcher and rush him to the infirmary)
DIRECTOR ::shaking his head as it he holds it in his hands:: ...the fifth goddam time this week...
ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR: I'm sorry sir, but he fainted due to exhaustion from the weight of his armor again.
DIRECTOR ::tearing at his hair:: I know! I KNOW!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!
DOTTA ::whining:: Aaaw...C'mon, Momma, pleeeeaaaaase???
MOMMA ::shaking her head in frustration:: For the last time, NO! There is no way you are going to the dance in that SHORT dress!
DOTTA: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
MILPHEY: PMSing? Of course, I'm not PMSing! Have you forgotten I'm a guy?
ALL FIVE HUNTERS ::dead serious:: yes.
(Gateau and Carrot stand at opposite ends of a funky gym, holding what appear to be red cue balls in their hands. A bell dings, telling them to begin the battle)
GATEAU ::throws the ball heās holding:: Marron! I choose you! ::In a flash of white light, a chibi Marron appears, looking tough and ready to fight::
CHIBI MARRON: Marr! Marr!
CARROT ::throws his:: Chocolate! Go! ::another burst of light comes and goes, leaving a chibi Chocolate standing before the chibi Marron in her biker-chick outfit::
CHIBI CHOCOLATE ::low growling:: Chocoraaaa...
CARROT: Chocolate, use your Garrote Onslaught Attack!
GATEAU: Marron, Flame Missile, now!!
(Marron sits at his dresser, brushing his hair and looking in the mirror. All of a sudden, he stops and there is a long, heavy silence as he stares at his reflection in the mirror)
MARRON ::completely deadpan and stone-voiced:: Jesus-fucking-Christ, I'm beautiful...::resumes brushing his hair::
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