Hiya! Well if you came in here to find out about me. Well, I'm sorry I won't do that, for several reasons, they are:
Well if you know me you can ask me about me anyways, so why even look here? Well anyways I don't want to dissapoint a crowd so I will tell a joke, here goes:
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources
Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what
starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year,
depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package
of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and
dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and
a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you
kidding?"
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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