FAQs
- Q: What is the point of this page? Because it doesn't seem to have one!
- A: Well that's an easy one! The point is that there is no point! All that may page is, is a group of random thoughs put on the inernet in hopes to generate confusion or possibly even laughter!
- Q: Who is number 2? Why's he called that? And why the fuck should I care about him?
- A: I am Number 2 you stupid anal-fetus! You wanna know why I'm called that huh? Why should I tell you! Well obviously your slow so just go to Number 2 Story, and if you can't find it just click here. And why should you care about me? I don't know, and I don't really care if you don't!
- Q: What is an anal-fetus?
- A: That is quite simple to explain, you see an anal-fetus is a person who was conceived and was carried in a mother's (possibly father's) anus! It is a good insult created by yours truely and I encourage you to use it!
- Q: What is the password to your password protected page? An what is on that page?
- A: Well, well, well....That is some thing that I cannot tell you well at least on here, if you are so desparate to find out you can contact me on icq or e-mail me. As for telling you whats on that page, thats for me to know and you to (possibly) find out.
- Q: What the fuck are "JAVASCRIPTS"?
- A: JavaScript is a code that can be read by your internet browserand then is converted into an application that "runs" on your browser. A good example of this is the clock that is located on my main page, another one is the words that are situated right near the clock that says "good evening", or "good morning" or something situated along those lines, because it is an application that reads the time and puts the correct phrase according to the time.
- Q: Who or what is a Pressey??
- A: Pressey is the hobo who lives in my basement. He survives on beer and cookies. He survives on the money his parents gave him to go to college, but he has a DVD play so it's all good!
- Q: Whats the dilly-o?
- A: Not much dude, what the fuck is up with you?
The Easy To Use Format Of My Page
There are vaious special features that I have added to my page so that it is as easy as possible to surf!
For example, I have added links on the bottom of all pages that allow you to go back 1 history item, so it the same as just pressing the back button in the toolbar but, by far, way cooler!
This is the "Go Back" link.
Another link that you might not really notice is my personal logo. The skinny banner like logo is actually a "Go Home" link that will take you back to my homepage.
This is the "Go Home" link.
The last link is to this page. It is the "Help Me" link, so when ever in need just click it and send you to this page.
This is the "Help Me" link.
Also, as of July 10/00 I have added cool background sounds to my main page, the Molson I AM CANADIAN page my personal poll page (there are no links to it so do get pissed if you can't find it) and of course this one. These "background sounds" are just crappy midi files that sound like shit, with exception to the I AM CANADIAN file and this which are crappy wave files. I also have dozens of JavaScripts on my page that I have found in various places.