Hello. My name is Randy Lee Pendleton, and I'm a sorry idiot. I'm not sure how you got here but I won't ask. Here's the skinny-I started this actual site long ago (Since about September 1999) but there was so much junk lying around in my webshell that it just became too hard for me to work with. So I decided to work on a new site. If you like Ozzy Osbourne, go to my Ozzy Asylum. I've been working on it since February 22, 2001 and it's finished! But I'm adding more to it. This site, well... I dunno what I'll do with it. I won't trash it but I won't have much time to update it. I might make a new site for this; we'll see. As for now, just enjoy what li'l I have, 'k?

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Exit the void of reality

...leaving reality? Nah...it just sounded cool

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Do ya wanna be heard? Well, I have 2 different ways that you can voice your opinion in this Site. I have a Slam Book chock full of ignorance, but I only have a few questions in it. If you know a really stupid question that you feel I should add to my Slam thingy, email me and tell me! Remember, there's no such thing as being too sarcastic! Click here to view my li'l Slam thig-of-a-jig or click here to sign it. Let your voice be heard!

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Also, if you wanna send me some feedback, click here. If you send me a form, I will try my best to send you a response. But workin' this entire Site by myself is hard... if I can find someone to work with me, it'll make things easier (and faster) for me. Until then, I can only respond to people when doing so fits in my schedule. If you send me a form and don't receive a response within 14 days after you submitted, chances are I don't have time to respond. I'll make every effort, but if I can't, I can't. Sorry.

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