- What is my first name?
a.) Larry
b.) Randy
c.) Earl
d.) Randi
- Take a stab at my middle name:
a.) Lee
b.) Leo
c.) Leon
d.) Dan Quayle
- ...Last name?
a.) Chyld (that's ovious - Nyte Chyld?)
b.) Penrod (Oh,no,no - please God help me!)
c.) Pendleton (huh, that's, like so ironic)
d.) Pennsylvania (huh??!)
- When's my birthdate?
a.) 1981
b.) 1983
c.) 1976 Man, that would have kicked ass! The '70s must have rocked! The inscence...the strobe lights...the music *singing* 'We don't need no ed-u-ca-tion'...
d.) I am immortal
- How tall am I?
a.) 5'8"
b.) 8'2" (Eat yer heart out, Shaq)
c.) 2'0" (and my name is really Spanky the Circus Midget)
d.) 6'0"
- The background of the Ozzy Page...what did it look like?
a.)
b.) 
c.)
d.)
- There are 3 main links in my 'Altered State of Consciousness' poetry Page...name the first one:
a.) Peer into the Mind of a Madman
b.) Let the Madness Begin
c.) My Diciples
d.) Yeah, that purple Telletubbie is gay!!
- You knew that I was gonna ask ya this one: name the second link in my poetry Page:
a.) Enter the Mind of a Madman
b.) Let the Madness Begin
c.) My Diciples
d.) Yeah, that purple Telletubbie is gay!!
- What color is my hair?
a.) blonde (if you say this, get the hell outta my Site)
b.) a nice reddish color
c.) purple with pink polka dots
d.) shit brown
- How many pics of Ozzy do I have in this Site?
a.) 1
b.) 2
c.) 3
d.) Too many to count
- Which of the following is not one of my favorite songs?
a.) "All the Fools Sailed Away"
b.) "The Beautiful People"
c.) "Nothing Else Matters"
d.) "Waiting for Darkness"
- In the second link of my poetry Page, someone written a poem called Ruined ...what is her name?
a.) Hannah Rockwell
b.) Randi Macklem
c.) Randy Pendleton
d.) The Artist Fomally Known as Prince (is he/she a man or woman? There are things that we shouldn't dare to ask!)
- Oh, this girl (or Prince - whatever the hell 'it' is) that written that Ruined poem...what was the poem itself about?
a.) Murder
b.) Child (Chyld??) Molestation
c.) Rape
d.) Genocide
- In my 'Artificial Intelligence' link, I did an ignorant sketch based on a television show...What show as it?
a.) Jeporady
b.) Wheel of Fortune
c.) Wheel of Confusion
d.) Wheels of a Mack Truck After Running Over The Taco Bell Chihuahua
- From the info I gave you in my Info link, what sex am I?
a.) Male
b.) Female
c.) Both a and b
d.) Same as Bob Dole (well, in this case, you can choose b - the words 'female' and Bob Dole are synominous)
- What's my favorite party game?
a.) Quarters
b.) Pin the Penis on Prince (I just can't stop pickin' on that transvestite!)
c.) Strip Poker
d.) Nude Crisco Twister
- Question for you Ozzy die-hards: What is the background music in my Slambook?
a.) Ozzy's 'Shot in the Dark'
b.) Ozzy's 'No More Tears'
c.) Bitchney Spears' 'Baby One More Time'
d.) Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'
- What is my favorite quote?
a.) 'Don't ask me questions - there are things you shouldn't know'
b.) 'Sanity now it's beyond me - there's no choice'
c.) 'GoPlay is molesting itself and raping its users'
d.) 'Yeah, that purple Tellietubbie is gay!'
- In the second link ('Useless info'), there's another link...the link takes you to the lyrics from a song written by a funny-looking li'l guy named Ronnie James Dio. On the bottom of the Page is the 'Dio' logo. Look at the logo upside down...there is a hidden word in the logo itself...what word is it?
(Click here to see the Dio logo again. Keep in mind that this will open a new window)
a.) Death
b.) United States Steel Workers
c.) Devil
d.) oiD
Here are the answers 'cause this li'l test is too hard for yer uneducated ass!
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