Dr. M. startin' it up with Audio-Technica's ATH-M50 Professional Studio Monitor Heaphones

The current economic slump needn't put a damper on your gift giving or holiday party plans.  We have searched high and low for the best gifts for those audiophiles on your list AND for equipment to create your own private club atomosphere right at home!  You can invite lots of friends, pop some popcorn and be your own DJ for the evening.  Need a gift idea?  Nearly everyone wants an MP3 player.  We've got the top gifts for you right here!

SanDisk Sansa 6 GB MP3 / Video Player 

Someone say iPOD?  You don't have to pay Apple prices for a high quality, MP3 & video player.  The SanDisk 6 GB MP3 Player goes the others one better.  It also has a built in recorder so that you can capture a live performance on the fly.  I recorded some of my Bluegrass friends jamming and the playback was so clear, it sounded fantastic.  The SanDisk retails for around $169.00 and does not require MAC software.  Uploads were pretty simple.  This MP3 charges while docked at your computer and the battery life, depending on use is about 19 hours.  The 6 GB easily holds 1,500 songs. 

Audio-Technica ATH-ANC3 in ear earphones

Pair this great MP3 player with Audio-Technica's ATH-ANC3 Quiet Point Noise Cancelling Headphones and your favorite audiophile will be totally set.  The ATH-ANC3 offers in-ear comfortable tips and a Noise Cancelling feature that truly puts you in your own world.  Better still, the case that comes with the ATH-ANC3 is big enough to store the Sandisk 6 GB MP3 player!  You'll really enjoy your music, videos and recordings with these high quality earphones.  Available in black or white, they make the perfect accessory to any MP3 player. 

These high quality earphones surpass other models costing so much more and are certainly better fitting than the earphones that come with the SanDisk.  Step up to amazing sound and comfort with the ATH-ANC3 Noise Cancelling Earphones by Audio-Technica.  List price: $169.95 http://www.audio-technica.com/

Earphones for Women Audiophiles

If you have women sound afficionados on your list, check out the Audio-Technica line of women-specific earphones!  One of the downfalls of most MP3 players is their lack of attention to providing high quality, comfortable fitting earphones with the unit.  Available in four high fashion colors, the ATH-CK6W will compliment any color MP3 player in style.

Children with MP3 players will also like these color choices and the assorted sized earpieces that come with the ATH-CK6W.  They can change out the size that best suits their comfort level and all the Audio-Technica in ear, earphones we've reviewed come with extra, interchangable ear pieces in small, medium and large.  These take into account that not everyone has the same sized ear canal.  We're glad someone finally noticed!  So with the ATH-CK6W you can have it all.  Comfort, color and great sound all in one.  List price: $79.00

http://www.audio-technica.com/

Perfect pair...the SanDisk 6 GB MP3 player and Audio-Technica's ATH-ANc3 Noise Cancelling earphones.  Wool hat by Turtle Fur, Alpental jacket by ExOfficio.

 The ATH-M50 Monitor Headphones can be used for DJ work or just comfortable listening.  Available with a coiled or straight cable, it has a gold plated mini-plug with a screw on 1/4 adapter.  Collapsible design makes it easy to stow and transport.  Use with an MP3 player, amp, CD workstation or DJ turntable.  Super soft earpads rotate for side address listening.  These will complete any DJ's rig in style with the high performance audio fidelity you've come to expect from Audio-Technica!  List price, $199.00

Photo: Audio-Technica's ATH-M50 Monitor Headphones.

   Photo: AT-PL120. Now YOU can DJ your own party!  Holiday parties are a snap with this Direct Drive Professional Stereo Turntable, AT-PL120 by Audio-Technica.  3 speed fully manual operational turntable is ready for scratching.  Turntable base is heavy die cast aluminum complete with strobe dots.  There is even a pop up stylus target light for operation under low lights.  Pitch adjust slide / button and direction button are also included.  Get the total underground club atomosphere going with this professional stereo turntable from Audio-Technica!  List Price: $399.00

http://www.audio-technica.com/

Photo: Havaleena Lights - The perfect accent to your holiday entertaining.  These are safe, beautiful alternatives to smokey candles and hot bulbs.  These battery operated lights will burn for 22 hours and make a wonderful party centerpiece or lighting accents around the room.  Comes with interchangable color lenses so you can create your own color light-bouquet.  Purchase them at:

 http://www.lampcraft.com/

The Ice Theatre of New York celebrated Nancy Kerrigan in style this year at their 2008 Gala event!  The troop's October 27, 2008 performance at the Sky Rink, Chelsea Piers was not to be topped.  Offering a show stopping solo skating number by Olympic Medalist Surya Bonaly and a grand finale with Nancy Kerrigan doing one of her signature jumps, this was the ITNY at its best!  Wonderful, creative performances from the Ice Theatre Troop which encompassed many genres of music and dance styles.  Their lively rendition of "Footloose" had the audience going with flashes of colorful 50's style costumes. 

Nancy Kerrigan after her performance with the Ice Theatre of New York's October 27th, 2008 show.  On the right of Nancy are Olympic Medalist Surya Bonaly and Paul Wiley who brought the bouquet. 

Upcoming ITNY Events: 

October 27, 2008 - Opening of The Pond at Bryant Park - 11 am

October - April 2009 - Annual Ice Concert Series at The Pond at Bryant Park and at The Rink at Rockefeller Center (more dates will be added as they become available)
    
October 29, 2008 - Ice Concert at Bryant Park - 1pm
November - April 2009 - New Works and Young Artists Series at Riverbank State Park in Manhattan and at the World Ice Arena in Queens (schools must make reservations to participate)
December 6, 2008 - Tree Lighting at Riverbank State Park - 4pm
January 29-31, 2009 - Performances in Courchevel, Grenoble and Lyon, France
May, 2009 - Home Show, Sky Rink, Chelsea Piers, New York City

During the upcoming 2008-2009 season, ITNY plans to expand its premier outreach program, the New Works and Young Artist Series to Brooklyn and Queens in addition to the original series at Riverbank State Park in Manhattan.  This program is dedicated to presenting new works and providing free skating clinics for public school students from Harlem and Washington Heights. If you would like to learn more about the wonderful programs the ITNY is providing or would like to donate to their work, visit them online at: http://www.icetheatre.org

Dr. M. at the Cocktail Reception held at The Lighthouse Resturant, Pier 61.  Irresistable Wrap by ExOfficio.  Wool Travel Suit by The Limited.

ICE THEATRE OF NEW YORK LAUNCHES ITS NEW SEASON WITH A CELEBRATORY PERFORMANCE AND BENEFIT GALA

Featuring Special Guest Olympian Skaters Nancy Kerrigan and Paul Wylie

The Ice Theatre of New York, the nation’s premier ice dancing ensemble, propels its new season with its inaugural performance and benefit gala.  The festivities include a program including: Appalachian Waltz, a first ever collaboration by modern dance choreographer JoAnna Mendl Shaw and ice choreographer, Douglas Webster; Low Duet by innovative, contemporary choreographer Susan Marshall; and a restaging of an excerpt from Footloose on Ice originally starring Nancy Kerrigan and now featuring Ice Theatre ensemble (program subject to change).   The performance will take place at Chelsea Pier’s Sky Rink.  Followed by cocktails and dinner, the evening honors two-time Olympic medalist Nancy Kerrigan and emceeing the night’s festivities will be her fellow Olympian Paul Wylie.  The benefit will also recognize Ice Theatre’s board member, Joan Erdheim, for her contributions as a tireless volunteer for both Ice Theatre and Manhattan’s arts world.  Ticket sales support Ice Theatre’s New Works and Young Artists, an outreach program for public school children in Brooklyn, Manhattan and Queens, as well as Ice Theatre’s 2008-2009 performance season.  

WHEN:  Monday, October 27^th from 7:00pm – 11:00pm.                                             Performance begins at 7:00pm; Gala begins at 8:00pm.

WHERE: Pier 61 at Chelsea Piers, 23^rd Street & the Hudson River.  Performance at Sky Rink; Gala at The Lighthouse (both at Pier 61).  Train C/E to Eighth Avenue

HOW:    Performance Tickets $25/Seniors & Students $15. Gala Tickets $350 - $1000.  Open to kids of all ages.  To purchase tickets, call Ice Theatre 212.929.5811.                    To learn more, visit http://www.icetheatre.org.

 Editor's Postscript:  As an Editor of Suite 101's Figure Skating Guide, I have personally attended many of the Ice Theatre's stellar performances over the past few years.  You are in for a treat!  This is a do-not-miss event and a tribute to theatrical artistic expression on ice!  I have my tickets reserved for this wonderful evening of dream-time skating and celebration of the career of Olympic Medalist, Nancy Kerrigan.

Dr. Marie J. Miczak, Author-Editor

These Beach Boys Still Rule the Surf...

We caught this wave for sure!  Original member of the Beach Boys, Al Jardine and The Surf City All Stars are on tour now doing all the old Beach Boys hits:  California Girl, Do it Again, Surfin' USA, Little Deuce Coupe, 409, I Get Around, Don't Worry Baby, Help Me Rhonda, Kokomo and so many more!  In the 60's, The Beach Boys and groups like The Ventures played music that was just as much about a lifestyle as it was a musical form.  The guitar riffs, slides and drum solos are actually simulating the sounds of being in a wave's pipeline, a surfer's dream.  They also incorporated traditional Hawaiian guitar and drumming patterns into a completely new sound. 

The surfboarder lifestyle idealized athleticism, outdoor living and beachside fun.  People would get together with a guitar by a beach firepit and make their own music and entertainment.  No iPods then remember!  This kind of music is made for dancing and having a good time which you will do once you listen to it.

Al Jardine and the Surf City All Stars "surfed up", tight, original Beach Boy harmonies, leaving nothing to the imagination.  A truly special treat was to see Matt Jardine performing right up there with "Dad" on Father's Day Weekend.  This is the real deal!  Catch them on tour this summer and have a rockin' beach party.  Their next appearance will be in San Juan Capistrano, CA on July 5, 2008.  You can contact Al Jardine about his new CD project, "A Postcard from California" by emailing him at: jardine@jps.net

Cowabunga!

* Celtic Songs and Slow Airs for the Mountain Dulcimer by Neal Hellman  http://www.amazon.com/

* Favorite Old Time American Songs for Appalachian Dulcimer Mel Bay  http://www.melbay.com/

Action!

Dr. Marie Miczak and her C.F. Martin D-16GT Guitar with an under the saddle Fishman Ellipse Matrix Blend Pickup http://www.martinguitar.com

(Guitar Accessories, Martin Logo Leather Strap, Thumbpick, Strum 'n Comfort Kodiak Pick)

Look for her upcoming CD featuring this Martin D-16 and Electric Autoharp!  Get the full scoop by visiting the NEW Eclectic Sound Experience right here:

http://www.mariejmiczak.blogspot.com

Podcasting is the latest wave in multimedia production as audio and video programs can be downloaded onto your computer or MP3 player. Now, nearly anyone with the right equipment can do “radio” quality broadcasts of news, music or educational lessons which can be accessed later by others either online or by download.

One pod cast producer, Laurel Moglen of Los Angeles started her new career in 2005 after working for years in public radio. She took that experience and upgraded it to start LA Podsquad, a company that creates highly polished custom pod casts. These include both audio and video programs meant to be downloaded onto your computer or MP3 player. Moglen’s clients include top companies like Travelocity and PBS Kids.

ESSENTIAL GEAR:

Besides a laptop, there are two main pieces of equipment every pod caster must have. Headphones and a microphone. Looking first at which headphones to choose, The ATH-M50 model is perfect for online listening for long periods of time. Circumaural earpieces swivel 180° for easy one-ear monitoring on the fly. These are essential to pod casting as they are extremely comfortable and effectively block distracting background noise. The ATH-M50’s are richly padded and comfortable enough to wear for hours at a time, a major bonus when doing a long pod cast with a lot of content. Not only that, they are collapsible and come with its own leatherette pouch for easy storage and transport.

Exceptional audio quality for professional monitoring and mixing

Collapsible design ideal for easy portability and convenient storage Proprietary 45 mm large-aperture drivers with neodymium magnet systems

Closed-back cushioned earcup design creates an outstanding seal for maximum isolation Adjustable padded headband for comfort during long mixing/recording sessions

Single-sided coiled cable terminates to gold-plated mini plug with screw-on ¼" adapter

THE MIC PLEASE.....

NEW Audio-Technica’s AT2020 USB Side Address Condenser Microphone

The next essential is a good microphone specifcally suited for podcasting.

Most broadcasters favor a side address microphone which carries an USB connector. Introduced at this year's NAMM Show in Anaheim, CA, the new AT2020 USB is the perfect solution. Ready to go, it plugs directly into your computer without the need for any additional adaptors.  The tripod stand allows it to be placed on any desk or table for handsfree broadcasting which essentially eliminates handling noise.

Peace Picks

Semiprecious Stone Guitar Picks

Everyone likes a shiny stone!  How would you like to play your guitar with one?  The Peace Picks are beautiful, made of polished agate and jasper but beveled for optimum guitar picking.

The Peace Pick, made by Strum 'N Comfort, offers a natural alternative to plastic picks that often over-bend and then break.  Even more.....

Peace Pick Benefits

• Improves your flat picking skills
• Bell like tone quality on the high strings
• Warm and smooth tone on the bass notes
• Three picking edges & six angles to choose from
• Play and enjoy signature Gypsy Jazz sounds
• The project supports organizations for Peace

The heart shaped stone picks are beveled to a sharp 1.0 mm diameter at the tip.

Six basic series semi-precious stone types available 

The two heart lobes are also beveled to a 2.0 mm diameter. What's even better is that you can take your Peace Pick with you and wear it as jewelry!  Below is the necklace Peace Pick Holder being worn....

Peace Pick Holder G clef and Translucent Stone Pick

Wearing your Peace Pick is not only decorative but reminds you to practice playing each day.  They make wonderful gifts and the sales go to support charity efforts in the futhering of peace.

Closer view of engraved Peace Picks and a Pick inside Holder

Music themed jewelry is very "hot" right now and is worn by musicians and non-musicians alike.  Here is another example from Strum 'n Comfort.....

 This lovely stylized guitar pin was created by Brother John

Brother John is a long time Big Sur, California jewelry artist. He has resided and worked along the northern California coast for over forty years.

Brother John has originated a unique artisan style, tri-metal design and his original artwork is collected by many people from all over the world. Brother John's customers include the Hollywood famous and many music industry notables. As a matter of fact, Brother John had provided jewelry for Jerry Garcia of the famed "Grateful Dead Band".

As you can see, he combines brass, copper & nickel silver metals in very creative ways as can be seen in this stunning Banjo Pin.

Brother John's tri-colored Banjo Pin

The artisan guitar pin, banjo clip and pendant is the first in a series of manufactured music theme gift jewelry to be offered by Strum-N-Comfort.

Strum-N-Comfort is to be commended for their humanitarian efforts towards world peace but also for their committment to disabled musicians who use their picks.  Greg Atkin's company does not blow its own horn but offers help to many guitarists through such fund raising efforts.  Visit them online and support fellow musicians by purchasing music themed jewelry and gifts that keep on giving.

STRUM-N-COMFORT

www.strum-n-comfort.com

Top Gifts for Audiophiles

Like connoisseurs of fine wine and food, there are some among us who savor beautiful music. Such are called “audiophiles” which means literally, “lovers of sound”. There are certain accessories and equipment desired by everyone who appreciates true sound reproduction. Pairing the right accessories with the right equipment makes all the difference. So here is our list of the top accessories the music lover in your life will want.

For those who are married to their MP3 players, we have…….

Nearly everyone has an iPod or other another type of MP3 player these days. They are perhaps the most visible accessory of young adults and musicians. The problem is that most of the earphones that come with these players are uncomfortable and do not stay put, especially when the wearer is out walking or jogging.

The solution is Audio-Technica’s ATH-CK7 earphones. They are phenomenal for clear, stereo sound with three sizes of ear pieces for a custom fit. These allow for an acoustic seal which helps block out ambient sound and background noise. This means you can enjoy your MP3 player at lower volume levels which saves batteries and your ears. 11 mm drivers deliver deep bass, extended treble and high fidelity. Titanium construction means less weight without sacrificing durability. Super comfortable with fantastic sound reproduction.

TrailAudio Digital Outdoor 512 MB MP3 Player by HighGear

Retail $129.00

Rugged, weatherproof and very simple to load, this MP3 player makes the rest look like crybabies. It’s harbinger clip and custom equalizing controls bring together the best of the in and outdoors. Coupled with Audio-Technica’s QuietPoint earphones and you can take off for another world while staying in this one. Amazing sound to go.

Retail $60.00

This decorative, floral designed holder for the iPod Classic, (60 or 80GB), is an elegant statement. Designed by Mike Mills who is a graphic designer and filmmaker. His graphic work has been seen on album covers, skateboards, T-shirts and fabric patterns. He has directed music videos, short films and documentaries. Mills now brings his creative talents to gracing the quintessential iPod!

 

More and more musicians are now getting into home recording since companies like BOSS have made it simple and affordable to produce radio quality CD’s…at home. The ATH-M50 model is perfect for recording, mixing, studio monitoring and overdubbing. Circumaural ear pieces swivel 180° for easy one-ear monitoring on the fly. This is one piece of equipment no budding recording artist can do with out.

• Exceptional audio quality for professional monitoring and mixing
• Collapsible design ideal for easy portability and convenient storage
• Proprietary 45 mm large-aperture drivers with neodymium magnet systems
• Closed-back cushioned earcup design creates an outstanding seal for maximum isolation
• Adjustable padded headband for comfort during long mixing/recording sessions
• Single-sided coiled cable terminates to gold-plated mini plug with screw-on ¼" adapter

 Audio-Technica’s AT2010 Cardioid Condenser Vocal Microphone

List $169.00 

Audio-Technica’s AT2010 Condenser Vocal microphone is perfect for recording but shines equally in live performance. It comes through the instrumental mix allowing your vocals to stand out with recording studio impact and polish. Features the same 16 mm low-mass diaphragm found in the critically acclaimed AT2020 side-address studio condenser that recording artists use.

Solid, rugged all metal construction with unsurpassed sensitivity. Truly excels where clear, articulate vocals are needed. High SPL-handling and wide dynamic range makes this one of the most versatile condenser mics on the market. Quiet - Flex stand clamp provides ultra quiet handling and easy positioning.  Fantastic quality condenser mic.

BOSS BR1200CD Digital Recording Studio

Record, edit, master and burn radio quality CD’s onboard on ONE unit! The BR-1200CD allows you to add drum and bass effects, guitar and vocal processing on 12 tracks, (4 tracks for recording and playback in stereo). Has an onboard Vocal Toolbox for polished studio honed vocals. Allows for loop phrases, digital effects and has a Mastering Tool Kit for professional sounding CD’s. You’ll be able to record, edit, master and burn your own studio quality CD’s onboard without downloading onto a laptop. With 40 G bytes, you can do up to 120 hours of recording before you run out!

List $279.00 

Every DJ needs a set of quality “cans” to keep the music going. These are buttery soft and extremely comfortable on the ears for maximum sound isolation while delivering exceptional tone and clarity. You‘ll be surprised at what you‘ve been missing!  These pick up all the subtle nuances other headphones leave behind.

Monitoring headphones that excel in both DJ and recording studio use

Clear, well-defined trebles, rich bass response

Excellent isolation, perfect for loud environments such as clubs and house parties

3,500 mW of power handling, high SPL capability

53 mm diameter drivers, neodymium magnets

OFC (oxygen-free copper) wire cables, convenient one-side entry

Compact, easy to fold and store in provided pouch

1/8" (3.5 mm) stereo connector with 1/4" (6.3 mm) adapter

These really are some of the best headphones for DJ’s as they are comfortable to wear for long periods of time and offer unsurpassed noise isolation and sound monitoring.

Audio-Technica’s PRO 31QTR Dynamic Cardioid Handheld Microphone

List $69.00

Designed for up close vocals, this microphone is rugged and road ready. Perfect for DJ and Karaoke applications. You’ll especially appreciate the Magnalock on/off switch and the tough construction of the PRO 31QTR. One of the best microphones available for use when background noise can not be controlled. Great sound reproduction at an affordable price.

Close-up vocal performance microphone sets price/performance standards for intelligibility, transparent sound quality and noise suppression

Cardioid polar pattern reduces pickup of sounds from the sides and rear, improving isolation of desired sound source

Hi-ENERGY® neodymium magnet for high output and articulate vocal reproduction

Two-stage ball-type headcase for superior "pop" protection

MagnaLock™ on/off switch

Corrosion-resistant contacts from gold-plated XLRM-type connector

The NEW Gemini CDM-3600 Dual CD Mixing Console allows you to be the DJ of your own party!

List $419

NEW from Gemini!  Dual CD player and DJ Workstation means non-stop, seamless play and creative mixing. Connect a turntable and you have a complete system.  Can be used as a rack mount or tabletop system. Loads of features such as fader and stutter start, EQ, FX, programmable play lists, pitch bend via jog wheel or control, direct track access and more. Comes with RCA cables and is ready to hook up to your mixer or PA.  LED VU meter and quick search function make this the hottest Dual CD, mixing console out there.  The DJ in your life will freak over this one!  Flight case for the CDM-3600 is available for purchase.

 Gemini CDM-3600 Dual CD Mixing Console & DJ Workstation

VISIT THE COMPANIES FEATURED IN THIS ARTICLE ONLINE:

WWW.AUDIO-TECHNICA.COM

WWW.ROLANDUS.COM

WWW.GEMINIDJ.COM

WWW.GOINCASE.COM

WWW.HIGHGEAR.COM

Giglight Music Light by Lampcraft

Really any musician will love you for this gift!  A portable, powerful music light that clips onto your music stand.  The Giglight easily illuminates two full pages of music with a steady, bright LED light that can be powered by battery or AC adapter.  Folds up easily into its own case and travels with you to your gigs.  Indespensible for perfoming, practice and recording.

Giglight Music Light

 List Price  $49.00

Visit Lampcraft online and get your own Giglight!

www.lampcraft.com

Stum-n-Comfort Guitar Picks

These super comfortable picks are perfect for for finger picking styles and those who use thumb picks.  Veteran performer and guitar teacher for over 40 years, Paul Pugliese says these picks are great because they stay on and don't get in the way.  They work well on finger picking styles as well as classical guitar and banjo rolls.  I've used them on my Autoharp and Strumstick and found I can play much longer in comfort yet be in control of the pick without thinking about it.  We tested the Kodiak and Sharktooth crossover picks which work welll for hybrid picking.  They really allow you to focus on your technique and the inventor, Greg Atkin, is coming out with a CD on universal picking which highlights how to get the most from this system.  Greg's website also offers guitar accessories and Music Themed Jewelry that is beautiful and unique.  Some examples that would make wonderful, practical gifts are the Peace Pick which is made of semi-precious stone worn as a necklace and an elegant Guitar Pin.

Stop by Strum 'N Comfort online at: 

www.strum-n-comfort.com

http://www.sharktoothpicks.com/

Alaska Pik Guitar Picks

Alaska Pik. These unique finger picks act as stronger extensions of your fingernails.  In fact, they go over your finger and under the nail which makes them more of an extension of your fingers.  Great for for classical guitar and fingerpicking styles.  Sizes small, medium and large come in plastic while the brass picks are sold in medium and large only. Easy to adjust for a custom fit. These offer the freedom of not having to hold on to a flat guitar pick leaving you free to pick 'n pluck! 

Visit Alaska Pik online at:

http://www.alaskapick.com/

Finger-Tone Pro Picks

These picks are so very comfortable and a great improvement over the plastic Dunlops most banjo, guitar and harp players use.  They allow part of your fingerpad to engage which aids in greater sensitivity on the strings.

These metal tips are more accurate for finger picking styles because they are more precise.  You can really isolate the strings for precision picking with these! Comes with a very cool pick case for storage and travel. We will post more as we try them on other types of guitars and with other techniques.

Finger-Tone picks by ProPik are available online at:

 http://www.guptillmusic.com/

The Strumstick by Bob McNally

On its own, the Strumstick is such a cool instrument that you could buy it for anyone and make them happy.  However, one would miss the full potential of this "stick dulicmer".  Having only three strings, one being a drone note, the Grand Strumstick we tested is tuned to the key of D by way of D-A-D.  This means nearly whatever you do sounds melodic and picking out songs is actually quite easy.  Still the best part about the Strumstick is that it is the perfect guitar trainer.  You can practice the same exercises for barring and fretting while making real music.  I found that my attenuation and dexterity for the guitar improved greatly when using the Strumstick.  This is a great instrument to introduce someone to the guitar or even allow seasoned guitarists to compose on.  Fun on a stick!

See all the varieties of Strumstick including the newer electric ones at:

http://www.strumstick.com/

Mood:  cheeky

If you've struggled year after year with the same failures at keeping your New Year's Resolutions, here is a series of books that are sure to jump start your motivation!

• How to Get FAT
• How to Get in Debt
• How to Procrastinate
• Wheel O' Wisdom: Diagnose Your Neurosis

Knock-Knock's Self Hurt Series parody on "self help" offerings humorously shows how specific attitudes and actions lead to the same end result.  If you are serious about keeping those New Year's resolutions, perhaps it's time to take a realistic look at what may be sabotaging them.

How to Get Fat "All my life I've been trying to get fat.  No matter what I did, I stayed slim.  Now I'm packing on the pounds like crazy."  Jane Smith, former model.  This book takes the reverse approach to many of the same excuses people use for being overweight.  "I'm small boned" and other bromides are used to point out the self delusion we all fall prey to.

How to Get into Debt  "I was a saver.  I had a 401(k), a nest egg and a retirement plan.  No matter what I tried, I couldn't blow through my money, until now."  Sally Smith, Successful Debtor.  Funny but true, this book pinpoints the choices and lifestyles that lead to bankruptcy.  Laid out in step by step fashion, you will hear your own reasonings and excuses for over-spending, (we all make them), and hopefully see the cause and effect correlations.

How to Procrastinate  " My efficiency, promptness and industrious work ethic were making me miserable.  Now I just sit on my rump and I couldn't be happier!" Betty Smith, Utter Flake.  Oh boy!  This book likewise really gets inside of your head by showing up areas when we can waste time.  Compulsive checking of emails, texting and surfing online are more associated with avoiding doing things that need to get done than productive activity.  It also shows how your self esteem and relationships fare from this sort of (non) activity.  When you read all the ways you CAN waste time and shrug work, you'll quickly identify those which should be cut out unless you really do want to procrastinate!

Wheel O' Wisdom  Diagnose your Neurosis.  This nifty wheel spins up a world of insight and makes a perfect gift for the neurotic among us.  Comes with a mailing envelope for that very purpose!  Each window shows "what it is","what it feels like", "what people call it" and finally pluses and minuses for the behavior.  Take a close yet humerous look at human nature through this insightful window.

The key to success of any kind is to first identify the behaviors which cause the same results (or lack), year after year.  With the Knock Knock Series, humor can be your best friend and ally for success.  They will give you the wake up call you need.  Visit them online at... Knock-Knock:

www.knockknock.biz