Funky Stuff To Do On The Elevator
- Make race car noiseswhen people get on and off.
- Repeatedly whistle the first seven notes of
"It's a Small World."
- Crack open your backpack and, while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"
- Greet everyone with a warm smile and ask them to call
you admiral.
- Stare and grin at another person for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on!"
- Make an explosion noise whenever someone presses
a button.
- Poor some apple juice in the corner and as soon as
some one gets on, ask them where the nearest bathroom
is.
- Grimace painfully and grab your hair
screaming "Shut up, Shut up"
- Bet other passangers that you can fit a 10c
piece up your nose.
- Hold your cell phone to your ear and yell
"What do you mean I should plead criminally insane?"
~From Phil~
- Draw a chalk square in the middle, curl up in a ball, and insist that it is your "personal space"
- Try and pull the doors open and look embarassed when they open by themselves.
- Don't let anybody off, and state you dropped a penny and refuse to move until you hear it go clink at the bottom
- Press all the buttons, then on each floor, get off, and immediately get back on (best done in a HUGE building)
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, and don't get off at any floor
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then yell:"you're one of them!" and move to a far corner of the elevator
- When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
- Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
- Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope
- Sell Girl Scout cookies.
- Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons
- Leave a box between the doors
- Shadow box
- Lean against the button panel
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
~From Matty.A.~
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