Enter the Lab

1st stop on the CB on-line tour is the lab. buried 1 mile below the earth's surface, most important stuff gets done here. all research and development is tested in this area. security is tight. no Cuddle can escape.

Serious Matter

this is our Cuddle Converter. all Cuddles entering our program must take a nap here before we can conduct business. when not used by napping Cuddles, Keith, Jäson, and newcomer Jacq keep their favorite frozen snacks in here. Keith prefers Tapioca, Jäson likes Blueberry Eggos, and Jacq likes other stuff.

CuddleBreeder Tid-Bit: one time Jäson slept here for a whole week because we thought he was dead, he wasn't.

Look at Kyle

this is Kyle hard at work. kyle doesn't work for us, nor is he a CB. kyle just likes to tinker and we respect that. when we moved in, kyle was already here. actually, he was included with the property. pretty cool. in this photo, kyle is monkeying with our newest component, the Enduro-matic 5000! good work Kyle!

CuddleBreeder Tid-Bit: Kyle IS for sale (he's pretty much broken everything and Jacq hates cleaning up his Payday wrappers.) Box#001

keith's idea

looky here! this is Keith's new invention. if you saw that one movie, you'll understand what it does. Keith is always working here. like 4 weeks ago, Keith got this baby elephant (Zach) to recite the Emancipation Proclamation. that's cool 'cause Zach is deaf/mute.

CuddleBreeder Tid-Bit: Russia (former USSR) offered us Sputnik in return for this machine. NO WAY!

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