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THREE FUNNY KIDDLETS
Henry, Clyde, and Mortimer are all ex cons. They've been through an intense counselling program and consider themselves fully reformed. They are just looking for an oportunity to start their lives over in a new warm loving home. They like to play parchesi in their spare time and they enjoy attending indoor amusement parks as well as rifle fairs. These three furry fellas will bring you teacups of fun. Box#3289
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WORLD FAMEOUS CUDDLE
This cuddle has set world records and made it into Ripley's Believe It Or Not because of its special abilities. Araby gives birth to many baby cuddles many times a day. As a matter of fact this cuddle gives birth so many times a day that the only pictures able to be taken are during delivery. Buy one get fifty free. Araby enjoys water polo and duck duck goose. This cuddle needs a very large loving home for it and all of its offspring. Anyone wishing to buy this cuddle should be prepared to spend large amounts of money on mass quantities of cuddle food and other cuddle care products. Box #5723 |
POT SMOKING INFANTS
This is Butch. He was found in a snow drift at the end of my driveway. I need to find a home for this cuddle because he is prone to chronic pot smoking and I just dont have enough money to support his habit. He doesn't ask for much, gets along well with other cuddles, and only needs a little weed to get the party going. Sold to the highest bidder. Box#5678 |