Cuddlebreeders' Bureau of Jäson
Jäson
As long he can remember, Jäson has always played an active role towards better CuddleBreeding. In 1995, first experimenting with Chimpanzees and Iguanas, Jäson was the first to show the world the "Chimpanguana." Critics raved, mothers wept, and the Swiss bank account got bigger. Sensing that he couldn't possibly do it alone, he teamed up with former rival Keith (who wowed the world with his "firepillers") and wa-la, the CuddleBreeders were born. Jäson's goal for the future it to make CuddleBreeding "socially acceptable" as well as perfecting the art of CuddleBreeding itself. Jäson brings the Cuddles to the People.
- Submitted by the CuddleBreeders Boosters, "Kappa Kuddlus Breedus"