ABOUT MARRIAGE Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. (Scottish Proverb) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison) It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. A man without a woman is like fish without a bicycle. (U2) Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful. Marriage is a tree ring circus: 1)---engagement ring 2)---wedding ring 3)---suffering When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-years married couple smiles, Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthdayis to forget it once. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : Either the car is new or the wife. When a man is single, he's incomplete. When he's
married, he's finished. |
ISLAND AND PEOPLES There are a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded. * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere. * The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian
woman. |
Six Shots A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What
can I get you?" the bartender inquires. |
Appointments One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband
gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts |
Elevator A small white guy goes into an elevator,
when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. |
Alligator A guy walks into bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place
my genitals inside. |
Bill Gates Question : What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on
their wedding ? |
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