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Hey there Romeo, had to be the first one to send a
comment..and I know I am, so give me my prize,
Damnit! Your like cool and stuff. Bye...Ivey
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Wasn't that enlightening, some personality huh? Just
kidding, thank you and I (for the record) never said
a damn thing about a prize! You probably guessed by
now we're friends. Okay so I paid her, big deal,
mind
your own business. I didn't pay her much, just a
kiss!
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Useless Information
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You ever have dreams? Probably so, well did you
know
that if you dream about, seeing or eating rye bread:
It fortells that you will have a cheerful and well
appointed home. I know what I'm dreaming about
tonight.
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Since we are on the subject of dreams I would
suggest
that you sleep on the floor. Why? Because if you
dream about a fall it denotes that you will undergo
some great struggle, but will eventually rise to
honor and wealth. Although if you are injured in
the
fall, and I'm not talking about a scraped knee,
we're
talking severed limbs here, the good stuff. You
will
encounter hardships and loss of friends. So if you
are poor and lonely dream about the fall and you're
on the road to recovery.
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The black poulation of Houston (316,551), is greater
than the total population of the entire state of
Alaska (302,173).
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There are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways
to play the opening move in chess.
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A male spiders penis is located at the end of its
legs.
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Question: What is unusual about this sentence
"Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz"?
Answer: It is the shortest english sentence
to include all the letters of the alphabet.
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It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of
Arizona.
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Ode To George Carlin
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All material was taken from George's latest book
Braindroppings...I apologize that there is not more
but, if you have read the book you know that not a
lot of it can be put here, might be a little too
offensive for some.
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If you mail a letter to the Post Office, who
delivers it?
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Elevators and escalators do more then elevate and
escalate. They also lower. The name only tells half
the story.
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I almost don't feel the way I do
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Someone said to me, "Make yourself a sandwich."
Well, if I could make myself a sandwich, I wouldn't
make myself a sandwich. I'd make myself a horny 18
year old billionaire.
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If I only had one tooth, I think I would brush it a
real long time.
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The reason they call it the american dream is
because you have to be asleep to believe it.
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"No comment" is a comment.
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One of George's favorite books.
Eat, run, stay fit, and die anyway.
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Some favorite Oxymorons
assistant supervisor
new tradition
original copy
plastic glass
uninvited guest
highly depressed
live recording
authentic reproduction
partial cease-fire
limited lifetime guarantee
elevated subway
dry lake
true replica
forward lateral
standad options
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Well that about does it for now but it is a big book
and I am always finding things to stick in here so
register on the updates page and check back often.
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