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From the inner depths of my medieval mind comes.....

I put a lot of thought into this (I know, scary thought) and I decided that I would write about yes you guessed it relationships, courtship rather. I figure this way it will offend, all you males, without leaving the females out there unscathed. well enough said.......
Guys come on, what ever happened to chivalry? you do know what chivalry is, right? okay then I will explain.....

Chivalry is treating a women like she should be treated, with respect, common courtesy, and whenever possible putting her on a pedestal and treating her like the princess that she is. I will break this down for all of you guys, and gals too.

Courtship....

Many of you are probably saying, "Courtship, oh you mean dating, don't you?" Well in a matter of speaking I guess I do, but we will call it courtship okay . Courtship is a very slow and delibirate process which takes much time and thought.....already you are seeing that is a bit different from dating....good then you are following me....when meeting a lady that has caught your eye:
First no pickup lines, like, "Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants." That doesn't seem respectful now does it? ladies? I didn't think so, moving right along then what you should say is something simple and sweet, for instance...good evening miss I could not help but notice you, I was drawn to you, allow me to introduce myself, I am yada yada yada, you get the point anyway.
The next step is the conversation that surely will follow, when the moment is right and if things are going well you would lean towards her and say something sweet and sincere, again be careful not to say something like, "hey I got beer at my place, wanna come?" no no no try something like, "the way the light hits your beatiful hair, it makes you look like an angel." make sure it is sincere. Ladies can see right through it if you're not.
After the evening is over, and you walk her to her car, let her decide what kind of a goodbye you are to have, I know it's hard for us men not to be in control, but this will build trust.

After the first encounter

After the next time you talk to her, not the next morning, send her some roses, red with babies breathe, and a sweet card telling her that you very much enjoyed the time with her. DON'T I repeat DON'T ask her out again let it come up naturally. When the next date comes around let her pick the place, unless of course she insists you do that. Do you see the point I am trying to make here, she is in control, she is the princess, you are a man of honor and dignity. Do not let the flowers and gifts stop there, for this must continue throughout the duration of the courtship, and in to the relationship. That is about how it goes from here on, and can vary too much, given the wide diversity of people and their personalities, your on your own for a little while....

The Culmination...

When the big night comes you have to prepare your quarters or wherever the glorious event will take place. Just a couple of hints to get you started:

1. Lots of candles, candles everywhere

2. Cook a nice meal, no bratwurst ok guys? try cocoa vin, shrimp cocktail, or even spaghetti for christ sake, my point is whatever you do cook take your time with it.

3. Last but not least, champagne, good champagne the kind that you dont guzzle at new years eve parties like water....I'm not the only one who does that am I?...anyway pull out all the stops....

Well thats my 2 cents, from here on its up to you, dont look at me, and dont be calling me from the bathroom on the night of the BIG event. I won't be here, I don't know where I'll be, but it won't be here.

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