From the inner depths of my medieval mind comes.....
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I put a lot of thought into this (I know, scary
thought) and I decided that I would write about yes
you guessed it relationships, courtship rather. I
figure this way it will offend, all you males,
without leaving the females out there unscathed.
well enough said.......
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Guys come on, what ever happened to chivalry? you
do
know what chivalry is, right? okay then I will
explain.....
Chivalry is treating a women like she should be
treated, with respect, common courtesy, and whenever
possible putting her on a pedestal and treating her
like the princess that she is. I will break this
down for all of you guys, and gals too.
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Courtship....
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Many of you are probably saying, "Courtship, oh you
mean dating, don't you?" Well in a matter of
speaking
I guess I do, but we will call it courtship okay
. Courtship is a very slow and delibirate
process
which takes much time and thought.....already you
are
seeing that is a bit different from dating....good
then you are following me....when meeting a lady
that
has caught your eye:
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First no pickup lines, like, "Is that a mirror in your
pocket, because I can
see myself in your pants." That doesn't seem
respectful now does it? ladies? I didn't think so,
moving right along then what you should say is
something simple and sweet, for instance...good
evening miss I could not help but notice you, I was
drawn to you, allow me to introduce myself, I am
yada yada yada, you get the point anyway.
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The next step is the conversation that surely will follow,
when the moment is right and if things are going well you
would lean towards her and say something sweet and
sincere, again be careful not to say something like,
"hey I got beer at my place, wanna come?" no no no
try something like, "the way the light hits your
beatiful hair, it makes you look like an angel."
make
sure it is sincere. Ladies can see right through it
if you're not.
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After the evening is over, and you walk her to her car,
let her decide what kind of a goodbye you are to have, I
know it's hard for us men not to be in control, but this
will build trust.
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The Culmination...
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When the big night comes you have to prepare your
quarters or wherever the glorious event will take
place. Just a couple of hints to get you started:
1. Lots of candles, candles everywhere
2. Cook a nice meal, no bratwurst ok guys? try cocoa
vin, shrimp cocktail, or even spaghetti for christ
sake, my point is whatever you do cook take your
time with it.
3. Last but not least, champagne, good champagne the
kind that you dont guzzle at new years eve
parties like water....I'm not the only one who does
that am I?...anyway pull out all the stops....
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Well thats my 2 cents, from here on its up to you,
dont look at me, and dont be calling me from the
bathroom on the night of the BIG event. I won't be
here, I don't know where I'll be, but it won't be
here.
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