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UK Season 9 Episode Summaries

Below is a list of episodes that I have reviewed for this season. I have used the numbering system from Dean Bedford's site for easy reference. And just in case you don't have his episode numbers memorized, I've also given a listing of the players and games for the episode. To read the full review, just click on the episode number.

107
Cast: Greg Proops, Rory Bremner, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Clive Anderson
Let's Make a Date: Greg = contestant; Rory = Princess Diana; Colin = 1940s gangster squealer; Ryan = Hollywood star during photo shoo
Animals: Sheep; Greg = mother sheep consoling daughter after bad date; Colin = daughter; Ryan = stud ram date
Weird Newscasters: Greg = anchor; Colin (co-anchor) = listening to horse race on his radio; Rory (sports) = Bill Clinton; Ryan (weatherman) = turning into a werewolf
World's Worst: person to present a Joy of Sex video; all four
Props: Greg and Rory = 2 black stovepipe thingies; Ryan and Colin = 3 circles making a snowman shape
Newsflash: Ryan and Colin = anchors; Rory = field reporter in front of nudist colony video
Mission Improbable: putting on tights and waxing the bikini line; Ryan and Colin = spies; Greg = voice on tape
Hoe-down: World Leaders; all four
Credits: Rory = Peter O'Sullivan; Ryan, Colin, and Greg = race horse jockeys

108
Cast: Greg Proops, Karen Maruyama, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Clive Anderson
Superheroes: crisis = perishing elastic; Greg = Mr. Muscle Zimmer Man; Ryan = Seductive Eating Man; Colin = Incoherent Boy; Karen = Shampoo Commercial Girl
Let's Make a Date: Greg = contestant; Karen = call girl; Colin = first time nudist; Ryan = thinks Greg is the ugliest woman in the world
World's Worst: chat up line; all four
Dead Bodies: Ryan and Karen = lovers at the beach; Greg = bully who comes along; Colin = body mover
Mission Improbable: catching hairy caterpillars; Ryan and Colin = spies; Greg = voice on tape
Party Quirks: Greg = host; Karen = infomercial for exercise equipment; Colin = waking up during surgery; Ryan = dog in car
Hoe-down: giving birth; all four
Credits: Greg, Karen, and Ryan = people at their high school reunion going through the yearbook

110
Cast: Josie Lawrence, Stephen Fry, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Clive Anderson
Questions Only: scenes from ancient Rome; all four
Film and Theater Styles: Josie = highjacker; Stephen = pilot [styles: Prisoner; Bill and Ben; WWII movie; Dynasty]
Sound Effects: looking for thrills at the fairground
Number of Words: Romeo and Juliet; Ryan = Romeo (3 words); Josie = Juliet (4); Stephen = Juliet's father (6); Colin = Juliet's mother (2)
Props: Ryan and Colin = long, orange material shaped like a tongue; Stephen and Josie = 2 sets of 2 long bendy poles each connected together
Let's Make a Date: Josie = contestant; Stephen = trendy vicar; Colin = hates everything English; Ryan = eating a tremendously hot curry
Newsflash: Ryan and Colin = anchors; Stephen = field reporter in front of footage of King Kong
Hoe-down: marital problems; all four
Credits: Stephen = reporter at the opening night of the opera when things start going wrong; Ryan, Colin, and Josie = opera stars

114
Cast: Greg Proops, Debi Durst, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Clive Anderson
Questions Only: scenes from Star Wars; all four
Let's Make a Date: Greg = contestant; Debi = Popeye; Colin = knows Greg's dirty secrets; Ryan = undergoing dental treatments
Superheroes: crisis = shortage of mascara; Greg = Wonder Woman; Ryan = Bad John Wayne Impression Boy; Colin = Pants Around the Ankles Boy; Debi = Nagging Jewish Mother Woman
Animals: Ryan = cockerel; Greg = cockerel, Ryan's potential business partner; Colin = hen, Ryan's wife; Ryan takes Greg to a go-go bar not knowing Colin is about to perform
World's Worst: TV program; all four
Props: Ryan and Colin; Greg and Debi
Weird Newscasters: Greg = anchor; Ryan (co-anchor) = crazy old man; Debi (sports) = getting repeatedly massive electric shocks; Colin (weather) = desperate to catch a plane
Moving People: Colin = female guest at the Bates Hotel (from the movie Psycho); Ryan = hotel manager / owner
Hoe-down: cricket; all four
Credits: All four = bolshy old people watching TV

115
Cast: Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles, and Clive Anderson
Questions Only: on Noah's Ark; all four
Film and Theater Styles: Colin = policeman investigating reports of a strange disturbance on a chicken farm; Ryan = chicken farmer [styles: Star Trek, Riverdance, Jurassic Park]
Old Job New Job: Brad, Ryan = Brad's finacee; Steve = Brad's father (used to be a dog show judge)
Quick Change: Brad = general; Colin = messenger telling Brad that they're under attack; Steve = Change caller
Home Shopping: Ryan and Colin sell waders with holes; chewing gum chewed by someone else already; a solar-powered torch
Party Quirks: Brad = host; Steve = strict German nanny; Colin = physically in love with food; Ryan = film extra in a bar room brawl
Mission Improbable: mowing the lawn; Ryan and Colin = spies; Steve = voice on tape
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Farmyard; Ryan and Colin sell; Brad sings
Credits: Ryan and Steve = two construction workers on a scaffolding

124
Cast: Greg Proops, Josie Lawrence, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, and Clive Anderson
Let's Make a Date: Josie = contestant; Greg = characters from A Streetcar Named Desire; Colin = has an acute sense of smell; Ryan = horny Frankenstein's monster
Hats: world's worst ad campaign; all four
Sound Effects: a knight preparing for a joust
Hoe-down: foreign travel; all four
Mission Improbable: buying a pair of shoes; Ryan and Colin = spies; Greg = voice on tape
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Hospital; Ryan and Greg = sell; Josie = sings
Credits: Josie and Greg = pretentious wine tasters; Ryan and Colin = drunk people in the background

125
Cast: Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, Brad Sherwood, Ryan Stiles, and Clive Anderson
Film and Theater Styles: Ryan has flown from another galaxy to tell Colin that he is the only one who can save the planet Earth [styles = Playboy Channel, religious epic, kung fu, speed, Playboy Channel]
Interrogation: Ryan mooned the Queen; Ryan = criminal; Steve and Brad = cops interrogating him
Sit, Stand, Bend: Ryan, Colin, and Brad = 1940s gangsters blowing a safe while the cops are closing in
World's Worst: self-improvement video; all four
Props: Steve and Colin = 2 replacement pads for a professional floor waxer; Ryan and Brad = 2 large orange inflatable pillow thingies
Number of Words: Brad = madam of a brothel in the Deep South; Colin = one of the girls; Steve = customer who's also the mayor; Ryan = cop raiding the place
Foreign Film Dub: Colin (translated by Steve) and Brad (translated by Ryan) act the "Return of the Bald Weasels" in Rumanian
Greatest Hits: Songs of the Locker Room; Ryan and Colin sell; Brad sings
Credits: Colin and Brad = plastic surgeons discussing their patients

Statistics
Summary Tables: the number of episodes appearances and the number of games played by each performer this season.

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