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Alright guys, pipedown
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This place is so strange
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You can't let yourself end up in a place like this
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The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes. Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty, that was our planet. You maniacs, you blew it up, damn you, damn you all to hell
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Ahh, they're dogs and their playing poker(laughing and screaming at the same time)
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Who wants to help poor people anyway, nobody
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Ahh, oh no my pudding is trapped forever
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Huh, that dog has a puffy tail. Hehehe. Here puff, here puff. hehehe
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Guard: Excuse me sir, where you goin'
Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face
Guard: Ok is he expecting you
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I oughta punch you in the nose
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I thought about what you said honey. And I decided to quit
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Homer: Yes, honey
Lisa: Then what should I do
Homer: Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropiate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that? When daddy hit the referee? Yeah
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Homer: To Marge, and all the blistful years I've spent hiding from her in this bar
Others: Here, here
Moe: Big deal you got a wife, I got a rash, who cares
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Are you ready to rock, 'cause here we go
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Oh now what. If you're still mad at me I'm going to be really mad
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Hey, I don't remember saying that
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Oh, I'm just gonna rest dor a minute
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Well, we'll have to dip into the retirement fund again
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Rules. I'm a rocker, I don't care for rules
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Keep up the rough-housing son. Without a strong male presence in the house, you can turn sissy overnight. Oh, these stubborn grass stains
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Oh, what a rotten day
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Run for your lives everyone. This is not a drill
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It's sacreligious I tell ya
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This closes the saddest chapter in America history
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What you think I'm gonna buy a 20,000 dollar truck just 'cause you make that noise. I'll take it
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How can you tell who's sane and insane
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In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic
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Wait a minute, this could be some kind of scam or possibly scamola
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I've got a scandolous story of my own
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Oh yeah, they're always trying to screw ya
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Well, I'll have to pull a few strings with the boys in security
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I see the light
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Hey that's super, see ya later
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You're selling what now
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I wanna set the record straight
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Homer: Hey c'mon sharky
Bart: Hey you want a piece of this
Homer: you call yourself the king of the jungle
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Oh a graduate student huh. How come you guys can goto the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good
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Shut up boy
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Shut up or I'll shut you up
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Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip
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You're all sick
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Singing is the lowest form of communication
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What am I supposed to do, just sit on my ass and watch tv
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That girl sleeps with everybody
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C'mon, we all know this is small potatoes
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I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t. I mean s-m-a-r-t
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I'm the smartest businessman in the world
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We live in a society of laws
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Marge: Well everybody's got a fear of something
Homer: Not everybody
Marge: Sockpuppets
Homer: Where, where, ahh, ahh
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Mmm, something
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