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I got a better idea, get the hell out
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Getting old is a terrible thing
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Marge I swear I didn't touch her, you know how bashful I am. I can't even say the word titmouse without giggling like a schoolgirl. hehehe
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The clown is g-i-l-l-t-y
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Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
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Goto hell
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Hey if you don't like it goto Russia
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I know what's going on here
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Boy, a good man really is hard to find
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C'mon you gotta believe me
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And now the grand finale
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I'm sorry I lied to you Marge, but this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun
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(Homer laughing)..We're doomed
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Homer: Oh my God, he's stealing all the burgers. Why you little.(beating up the hamburgler)
Promoter: It's all just, just an act
Littler kid: Stop, stop he's already dead
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I'm making people happy
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Happy anniversary baby
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Hasta la vista baby
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So you all hate me
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I hate this place. Why am I here?
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Well don't worry I can help ya
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Help me
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And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain
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Homer: Huh, it's raining men
Moe: Not no more it ain't
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Huh, big cookie
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Judge: I can see you two really want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents. Before I can return your children you'll have to complete a course called family skills. It teaches parents to listen to their
Homer: Communication gotcha
Judge: But it's important you
Homer: Listen, yes I know
Judge: But there's more to it then
Homer: I have listening skills
Judge: Mr. Simpson would you plea
Homer: Shut up judge
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Carl: Hey don't yell at Homer just 'cus he's a little slow
Homer thinking: Huh, something was said, not good. What was it? Don't yell at Homer. No, that's ok. What was it? Slow. They called you slow
Homer: How dare you call me that
Lenny: Hey Homer, you still here, boy you are slow
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Bart: You're going down Homer. I'm gonna fool you
Homer: You talk better than you fool
Bart: I'll fool you up real nice
Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine
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Homer no function, beer well without
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Under the sea, under the sea. there'll be no accusations, just friendly frustation, under the sea
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War, huh, good God y'all. What is it good for absolutely nothing. Say it again, ok
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When I was 17, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake i.d. My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen, when I was 17
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I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaming
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I'm not gay, but I'll learn
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Homer: Here's an impression of Mr. Burn's that you might find a little cheeky. I'm Mr. Burns. Blah, blah, blah. Do this, do that. Blah, blah, blah. I think I'm so big. Blah, blah, blah
Mr. Burns: Destroy him
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Hello Mr. Burns, this is your mother
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Homer: Hey Barney am I a pig?
Barney: You're the more of a pig than I am
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Ahhh
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Mu, Murphy. You sm, you are a elf. Uncontrollably I think
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Hey, there's something you don't see in a toilet everyday
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Move along there. Return to your homes and places of businesses
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My boy's a box. Damn you, a box
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hehehe. There it is Homer the cleverest thing you'll say and nobody heard it. D'oh
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Maybe it's the bear talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels (incoherent) 5dollars get out of here
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Hotel clerk: Bathroom's there and there's your king size bed for (start's making sounds)
Homer: Stop that. I love my wife and family. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort. That's it
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How could you. I was so close
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How many lives must you ruin
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Alright, how much do you charge
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I'll be back in a minute. I'm going outside to stalk Lenny and Carl. D'oh
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Hey let's all hug Apu
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Wait a minute, huh, ice cream truck. Me, me I was here first
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