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Name |
Description |
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10-4 dead buddy! |
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It all happened in
1990 |
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Aaah, there's only one can of beer left and it's
barts. |
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Ohh, how am i supposed to last 5 days without
shooting something |
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Mmmm, 64 slices of American
cheese |
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Give me 700 Krusty
Burgers |
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Hello Operator, give me the number for
911 |
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aaaahhhh |
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Well it's about time |
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Homer: Hold it. What's your clearance?
Bart: We just wanna get a snack
Homer: Access denied
Bart: But dad(Bart starting to
faint) |
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To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's
problems |
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Alcohol is a way of life. Alcohol is my way of life and
I aim to keep it |
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All right, all right |
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Homer: Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to
eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad those all come from the same
animal
Homer: (laughing)Yeah right Lisa. A wonderful magical
animal. |
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Yeah, and that's another
thing |
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Homer: Does anybody care what this guy
thinks?
Crowd: NO! |
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To start press any key. Where's the any
key? |
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Guy: Homer this, this is never easy to say. I'm gonna
have to saw your arms off
Homer: they'll grow back right?
Guy: Oh Yeah
Homer: Whhheeeww
Guy2: Homer, are you just holding onto the
can?
Homer: Your point
being? |
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kiss my asphalt |
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Oh, why won't anyone give me an
award |
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Ohhh, Bacon |
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I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go
down |
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My baloney has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney
has a second name it's
H-O-M-E-R |
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Homer: All right brain, you don't like me and I don't
like you. but let's just do this and I can get back to killing
you with beer
Homer's brain: It's a
deal |
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It's like a freakin country bear jamboroo around
here |
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A bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's
big |
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Mmmmm, beer |
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Beer, beer |
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Well, uh, I'll need some
beer |
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Marge: who's up for some beers?
Homer: I am
Stephen Hawkings: That's the smartest thing I heard all
day |
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Moe: Here, here have a free beer
Homer: Really? Wow, a free
beer |
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But I need that beer
now |
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Ah man I need a beer |
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Saludatarian lady: Would you rather have beer or
complete and udder contempment
Homer: What kind of
beer? |
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Me want beer |
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet
beer |
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I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all
night |
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No, no beer bring
pain |
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The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck
into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the
bleachers |
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Don't think about beer, don't think about beer, don't
think about beer |
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Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer
kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building thingy
where are beds and tv is |
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But this is only the
beginning |
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Homer: Wow a baby and a free burger, could this be the
best day of my life?
Tv Announcer: coming up next, an hour long episode of
Mama's Family
Homer:
Yess |
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I've got a better
idea |
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Do you have a better
idea? |
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Homer: They say it's ok in the Bible
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer:Uh, somewhere in the
back |
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You mean I shaved my bikini zone for
nothing |
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It's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to
stare |
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Marge: You are a member of a very exclusive
group
Homer: The Black
Panthers? |
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some
bozo |
