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10-4 dead buddy!
It all happened in 1990
Aaah, there's only one can of beer left and it's barts.
Ohh, how am i supposed to last 5 days without shooting something
Mmmm, 64 slices of American cheese
Give me 700 Krusty Burgers
Hello Operator, give me the number for 911
Well it's about time
Homer: Hold it. What's your clearance?
Bart: We just wanna get a snack
Homer: Access denied
Bart: But dad(Bart starting to faint)
To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Alcohol is a way of life. Alcohol is my way of life and I aim to keep it
All right, all right
Homer: Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad those all come from the same animal
Homer: (laughing)Yeah right Lisa. A wonderful magical animal.
Yeah, and that's another thing
Homer: Does anybody care what this guy thinks?
Crowd: NO!
To start press any key. Where's the any key?
Guy: Homer this, this is never easy to say. I'm gonna have to saw your arms off
Homer: they'll grow back right?
Guy: Oh Yeah
Homer: Whhheeeww
Guy2: Homer, are you just holding onto the can?
Homer: Your point being?
kiss my asphalt
Oh, why won't anyone give me an award
Ohhh, Bacon
I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down
My baloney has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R
Homer: All right brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer
Homer's brain: It's a deal
It's like a freakin country bear jamboroo around here
A bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's big
Mmmmm, beer
Beer, beer
Well, uh, I'll need some beer
Marge: who's up for some beers?
Homer: I am
Stephen Hawkings: That's the smartest thing I heard all day
Moe: Here, here have a free beer
Homer: Really? Wow, a free beer
But I need that beer now
Ah man I need a beer
Saludatarian lady: Would you rather have beer or complete and udder contempment
Homer: What kind of beer?
Me want beer
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer
I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night
No, no beer bring pain
The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers
Don't think about beer, don't think about beer, don't think about beer
Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building thingy where are beds and tv is
But this is only the beginning
Homer: Wow a baby and a free burger, could this be the best day of my life?
Tv Announcer: coming up next, an hour long episode of Mama's Family
Homer: Yess
I've got a better idea
Do you have a better idea?
Homer: They say it's ok in the Bible
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer:Uh, somewhere in the back
You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing
It's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare
Marge: You are a member of a very exclusive group
Homer: The Black Panthers?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yours truly, some bozo

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