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Spatula
HA, I found a fifth board
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/2/2002 10:44:36 PM | Message Detail
No, you just want me to use up my precious, limitless apple supply.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/2/2002 11:59:29 PM | Message Detail
there is too a limit, no limit
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 5/3/2002 9:44:16 AM | Message Detail
So what happens to the graph as Apples approach infinity?
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/3/2002 2:09:11 PM | Message Detail
It goes right up your asymptote.
From: SilverUnknown | Posted: 5/3/2002 3:06:30 PM | Message Detail
What came first, the chicken, or the egg?
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ABC, is easy as 123! ABC, is easy as 123! ABC, 123, hehehe!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/3/2002 3:44:17 PM | Message Detail
and now there is a fifth board, so TO is #6
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/3/2002 4:33:35 PM | Message Detail
Unless there are more of them, in which case TO's number will increase even more.
From: Cow Lover | Posted: 5/3/2002 4:36:38 PM | Message Detail
If that's the rule, then TO is #7.
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The Cow says: MOO!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/3/2002 5:55:33 PM | Message Detail
nope, TO is 6
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/3/2002 8:32:45 PM | Message Detail
So then the other one is 7th?
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/3/2002 9:12:55 PM | Message Detail
I'm changing my mind, TO is now 5, as it was, and b250 is 6, since it came 6th
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/3/2002 9:30:29 PM | Message Detail
oK, Captain Wishy-Washy. Good grief. Argh.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/3/2002 10:05:32 PM | Message Detail
no washy washy
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 5/4/2002 2:34:57 AM | Message Detail
Me wishy-wishy you washy-washy.
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From: misterbum | Posted: 5/4/2002 10:21:58 AM | Message Detail
I'm dishwasher safe!
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"AHHH!!! My eyes!!! I'm not supposed to get pudding in them!!!"
From: Hyperdemon | Posted: 5/4/2002 11:06:54 AM | Message Detail
Toaster oven existeth not.
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***Devoted follower of Razor Man***
WHEN I TALK LIKE THIS, YOU KNOW I'M PISSED.
From: Scum | Posted: 5/4/2002 12:15:55 PM | Message Detail
Hey, I'll stand for no on-topic posting.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/5/2002 12:55:37 AM | Message Detail
ON topic posting, what the hell is that?
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: misterbum | Posted: 5/5/2002 9:02:41 AM | Message Detail
*drinks a beer*

I love muffins.
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"AHHH!!! My eyes!!! I'm not supposed to get pudding in them!!!"
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 5/5/2002 2:15:43 PM | Message Detail
Is the love of muffins on-topic?
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/5/2002 2:47:46 PM | Message Detail
no clue wha this on topic posting is, but it was 420
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/5/2002 8:11:10 PM | Message Detail
Really? I was thinking more along the lines of 425, give or take 5.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/6/2002 1:58:14 PM | Message Detail
nope, you were wrong
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 5/6/2002 6:02:34 PM | Message Detail
And you were Wright, but sadly, reincarnation forgot to pack your lunch, so you're just a bitter, bitter person.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/6/2002 7:13:55 PM | Message Detail
I just wanted my pb&j sandwich with apples, is that so much to ask?
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/6/2002 8:00:53 PM | Message Detail
pb&j, i thought that was illegal in this state
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/6/2002 8:22:16 PM | Message Detail
Only if you get caught.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/6/2002 8:42:42 PM | Message Detail
and if you don't...???
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/6/2002 9:01:37 PM | Message Detail
Then the legal fairies come and sprinkle justice powder on the apple of your enemies.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/7/2002 10:15:39 AM | Message Detail
not the faries
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/8/2002 7:11:27 AM | Message Detail
I'll fairy you.
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 5/8/2002 11:21:03 PM | Message Detail
Well that's not fairy nice.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/9/2002 3:57:07 PM | Message Detail
I'm fairy certain that it is.
From: STACL | Posted: 5/13/2002 4:42:57 PM | Message Detail
One more joke like that and I release my hamsters on you.

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STACL: Formerly "The Great Master", banned unfairly on 5/8/02. I may be banned, but I'm back, and better than ever!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/15/2002 3:23:15 PM | Message Detail
not as good as my gerbils
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: Scum 2 | Posted: 5/15/2002 10:14:38 PM | Message Detail
But I sent the gerbils to West Smithville along the Mississippi on the fairy. They were eating raspfairies.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/16/2002 3:12:27 PM | Message Detail
poor scum :(
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: TheGreatMaster | Posted: 5/17/2002 6:55:22 PM | Message Detail
Sore bum...

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Signing off from STACL HQ,
where Miyamoto is king, Star Trek is on 24/7, Pepsi rains from the sky, and Swing Music is ALWAYS in style, The Great Master
From: Scum | Posted: 5/17/2002 7:53:49 PM | Message Detail
Hey, you stole my idea. Dang you Scum for deleting the evidence!
From: zoips | Posted: 5/20/2002 1:45:05 PM | Message Detail
What about FairyMe?
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Show me "Lincoin" and I'll show you a place that doesn't contain a "zoips". - ColdFusion
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/22/2002 3:32:25 PM | Message Detail
fairy yourself
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!
From: TheGreatMaster | Posted: 5/25/2002 9:01:16 PM | Message Detail
Why don't you make me?

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Winner of The Great Master's Countdown to E3 Contest: evolutionseed, Hokie73, Beautiful Dreamer. E3 is upon us!!!
Other Account: STACL
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/27/2002 12:38:21 PM | Message Detail
*shakes fist*
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OUTBREAKORN!!!
From: STACL | Posted: 5/27/2002 4:51:58 PM | Message Detail
*bakes fish*

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"We hang the petty criminals, but appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop
Other Account: TheGreatMaster
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/27/2002 7:07:50 PM | Message Detail
*De Lious*
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OUTBREAKORN!!!
From: Scum | Posted: 5/28/2002 8:31:27 PM | Message Detail
Ah, tu parles franšais?
From: STACL | Posted: 5/28/2002 9:32:28 PM | Message Detail
I'm taking French in school, but I suck at it.

*tries to translate that*

Je fait Francais a l'ecole, mais je... um... suck le a.

And add accents where necessary.

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"We hang the petty criminals, but appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop
Other Account: TheGreatMaster
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 5/30/2002 3:22:59 PM | Message Detail
I would bring out my 1337 french skills, but don't feel like it
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Monkeys taste like apples.
OUTBREAKORN!!!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 6/5/2002 2:35:48 PM | Message Detail
no, don't do that
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Monkeys taste like apples.
Some Person
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 6/6/2002 1:13:37 PM | Message Detail
*emerges briefly from the depths of vacation, summer jobs, and no home internet to steal post #450*
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