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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/6/2002 6:09:50 PM | Message Detail

o.0
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
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From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/6/2002 7:58:35 PM | Message Detail

>_>

<_<
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†This lil cross thingy is wierd...I stole it from Fou-lu†

From: Scum | Posted: 4/6/2002 10:35:14 PM | Message Detail

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/7/2002 9:04:06 AM | Message Detail

SUG MIN BAJS!
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/7/2002 12:17:38 PM | Message Detail

That's not a cross, it's a dagger. And you're right, it is weird. I also like to call it  But only when I preview twice.

From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/7/2002 2:54:35 PM | Message Detail

†

From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/7/2002 10:22:27 PM | Message Detail

Dagger, BAH.

† - If this is a dagger then what is this: ‡ O.o
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/7/2002 10:36:48 PM | Message Detail

That's the double dagger.

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/8/2002 12:35:03 AM | Message Detail

thank god you're back scum
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 4/8/2002 12:53:48 PM | Message Detail

*hugs scummy*
*but since hes so short his head is in scums testicle area*
o_O
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/8/2002 4:33:06 PM | Message Detail

Wow, you are short if your head only comes up to my knees.

From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/8/2002 4:50:38 PM | Message Detail

I can't help it if I'm short!!! It's just the way I am!!!!! (cries)

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/8/2002 8:21:13 PM | Message Detail

No, stop being lazy. Be taller, starting... NOW!

From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/8/2002 10:03:16 PM | Message Detail

SMMURFS!!!!
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/8/2002 10:17:12 PM | Message Detail

Don't try and change the subject. We're talking about apples.

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/8/2002 11:58:01 PM | Message Detail

oh yes, i like apples
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 4/9/2002 12:29:14 AM | Message Detail

Blahha,lol!
*eats apple pie*
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/9/2002 6:57:57 AM | Message Detail

I also like apples, they are good for...

HEY! Don't eat that apple pie, I was admiring it from a distance! Apples aren't to be eaten around here; there are designated apple eating areas for that.

From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/9/2002 3:53:57 PM | Message Detail

Bananas are sooo much better than apples......
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/9/2002 4:14:25 PM | Message Detail

*stabs skitzo811 in the face with this double dagger: ‡*

From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/9/2002 6:05:55 PM | Message Detail

>_<

*throws big chunk of his head at Scum

You Scum!
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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/9/2002 6:32:32 PM | Message Detail

ROTFLMAO.......and again..... Bravo bravo, this was the funniest thing i have read...Encore
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/9/2002 6:37:35 PM | Message Detail

Which part?

Oh, that was disgusting skitzo811! This head clearly needs some salt, it tastes so bland. This is so gross in it's lack of saltiness...

From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/9/2002 6:50:22 PM | Message Detail

hmmm.......Need some pepper as well?

Ah, and don't try the wings......they're kinda eh....well humans aren't spossed to have wings ya know?

o yeah, *stabs him with 2 double daggers simultaneously*

See, one in each hand ‡^_^‡

DON'T MESS WITH THE DOUBLE DAGGER WIELDING SKITZO!!!!!
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/9/2002 7:11:15 PM | Message Detail

Good, I'd prefer death than having to eat anything seasoned with awful, awful pepper (no offense to pepper).

From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/9/2002 7:14:05 PM | Message Detail

HAH

*sprinkles salt all over his opened wounds

Serves ya right....dissin the pepper like that.....What were you thinking?
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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/9/2002 7:22:30 PM | Message Detail

tramples scum with horses ^_~ got him
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 4/10/2002 12:45:26 PM | Message Detail

Scum is used to being trampled, he lives on bottom of shoes. He enjoys it.... like sex on the beach. You have to scrape him off with lubricator.
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From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/10/2002 2:26:58 PM | Message Detail

lmao

*hands him some KY jelly

This work ok?
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/10/2002 4:27:40 PM | Message Detail

Nah, it's better because you don't get sand in all of the crevasses. Oh, you have jelly? Good, I just got back from the toaster oven and my bread is ready for spread.

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:20:11 PM | Message Detail

apple
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:38:24 PM | Message Detail

I disagree. The answer is clearly

-i + -pi * -476 + i squared
---------- x --------------------
* * e * * * * * * * pi

Just ignore the *s.

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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:41:23 PM | Message Detail

*is confused*
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:45:49 PM | Message Detail

Oh COME ON!!!! It's only Post-University level 4 Advanced Hyper Infinity Theory!!

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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:47:16 PM | Message Detail

UUUUHHHHH........ my name is Vash.
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:50:52 PM | Message Detail

(rolls eyes) Kids these days...

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:52:16 PM | Message Detail

apple.

From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:58:01 PM | Message Detail

KIDS???? your only 16 hahahah.
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/10/2002 6:59:51 PM | Message Detail

Very good, he can count at least...

And scum, that's your answer to everything.

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/10/2002 7:07:06 PM | Message Detail

Hey, you're the one who started the apple talk back there. I'm just following the crowd, which is what makes me so cool. That and the air conditioning...

From: C H E G G | Posted: 4/11/2002 1:18:48 AM | Message Detail

Me is bored.
*eats toasted bread with Scum Spread© spread all over it*
MmmmmmMMMMM good.
Oh wait, thats Campbells soups catchy slogan.hmmmmm.
*thinks*
MMMmmmMMMMMMmmm erectionizing bread.
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*heads off to watch Training Day*

From: zoips | Posted: 4/11/2002 4:00:56 AM | Message Detail

*hasn't been here in forever*
*doesn't feel like reading the past messages*

So, what'd I miss?
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 4/11/2002 4:10:48 AM | Message Detail

In one word: Scumleftwegotlonelythenhecambackandwegotobsessedwithaapplesandhereweare.
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/11/2002 7:02:58 AM | Message Detail

Also, someone asked you for something, I think. And llamas came and danced around the fire.

From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/11/2002 8:04:09 AM | Message Detail

*bashes Scum over the head with toaster oven

Damn you!

*eats banana
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 4/11/2002 1:38:18 PM | Message Detail

*East banana bread*
Mmmmm
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From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/11/2002 2:03:45 PM | Message Detail

Very yummy.
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/11/2002 5:06:06 PM | Message Detail

I like west banana bread better, it has apples in it.

From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:13:25 PM | Message Detail

That's just what they want you to think. It really has old pears that taste like apples.

Proof:

-i squared + -X _ _ -781 + Y cubed - X to the power of 10
---------------------- x -----------------------------------------------------------
_ _ e _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ pi

Where X = Age of Pears
Y = Taste of Apples

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:20:56 PM | Message Detail

too many numbers
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